Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well that's a first....

[towny44]

Second, third and fourth as well.

[Manoverboard]

Dentist is white and male and called … Clio ?

[Stephen]

Dentist is white and male and called … Clio ?

Only at the weekends....Oops, I've said too much.

[Stephen]

Well that's a first....

....and not the last

[Stephen]

Second, third and fourth as well.

Those days have long gone John

[Happydays]

We've now managed to get our accommodation and hotel booked for Guatemala! Four weeks to go ✈

Should now have sometime to get my review written

[Stephen]

About time

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well that's it. Mowed the lawn. Never done that in February before.

[Stephen]

Had the dragon mother in-law over today for Sunday dinner....... Bless her

[Manoverboard]

You did ?

We had nut roast.

[towny44]

Had the dragon mother in-law over today for Sunday dinner....... Bless her

Medium rare or well done?

[Stephen]

Would have had well done but didn't have enough fire lighters

[Ray B]

Well that's it. Mowed the lawn. Never done that in February before.

Well done Merv, I had similar thoughts looking over the eastern lawn, but after a sit down in a quiet room, the thoughts slowly faded.

[Mervyn and Trish]

The daffodils are coming up in our East Lawn. That's never happened in February before either. I blame B****t.

[Stephen]

The daffodils are coming up in our East Lawn. That's never happened in February before either. I blame B****t.

Yep, daffy' are coming up out front of ours as well.......I blame that Northern girl Shamima Bi-gum.

[Mervyn and Trish]

The daffodils are coming up in our East Lawn. That's never happened in February before either. I blame B****t.

Yep, daffy' are coming up out front of ours as well.......I blame that Northern girl Shamima Bi-gum.

If yours are up too it must be Trump's fault.

[Stephen]

Just been pruning three of the many rose bushes. That's enough for today. Don't want to over do it.

[Ray B]

Did you feel a bit of a prick as you pruned the roses Stephen, those thorns can be painful.

[Manoverboard]

Naah … he can't multi-program

[Stephen]

Did you feel a bit of a prick as you pruned the roses Stephen, those thorns can be painful.

Painful is not what I'd call the evil little bas*ards

[Stephen]

Naah … he can't multi-program

That's where your wrong. I know my way around all three remotes and accompanying devices

[Mervyn and Trish]

Naah … he can't multi-program

That's where your wrong. I know my way around all three remotes and accompanying devices

Don't overdo it Stephen. You'll need a holiday. Oh I forgot. You've got one booked!

[Stephen]

Not long now

[Mervyn and Trish]

So I heard.......