Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Had to cut three inches off as it was chaffing my ankles

[Mervyn and Trish]

So when we meet I'm looking for a very short bloke with sore ankles?

[Stephen]

and a fishing rod wearing a red cap.

[Manoverboard]

A Noddy look-a-like then ….

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evenin' all!

[Ray B]

Evening not so.

This warmer weather has tempted me out for jobs to do in the garden. I have found out that some muscles have evidently been dormant for a few months and have let me know of their displeasure of being woken up.

[Stephen]

Just had a not very pleasant nasal gastroscopy (camera down the throat) about an hour half ago. The procedure was no problem, it's the stuff they squirt up your snozzler that cause all the problems. Still, it's done now.

[Jan Rosser]

Just had a not very pleasant nasal gastroscopy (camera down the throat) about an hour half ago. The procedure was no problem, it's the stuff they squirt up your snozzler that cause all the problems. Still, it's done now.

What a brave boy you are Stephen - did they give you a lolly Seriously though sounds awful - hope everything will be okay

[Stephen]

Thanks Jan.

Lolly . Bu99er all, not even a cuppa and a bickie. That's because the foul tasting stinging stuff they spray up your nose and down you throat numbs everything so you could choke if eating and drinking straight away. The actual procedure is no problem, it's the affects and after affect of the medication that's a nuisance. Apparently most people don't have sedation, I did, too bl**dy right. I'm no hero

I have been having regular bouts of acid reflux at night so got referred. Turns out I have a moderate hiatus hernia which hopefully can be controlled with long term medication.

Just another thing to add to the list

Him upstairs hasn't got me yet

[Manoverboard]

Acid reflux …

Get the Doc to prescribe ' Lansoprasole ' capsules else you could put a brick under the legs of the bed at the pillow end.

Seemples

[Stephen]

Acid reflux …

Get the Doc to prescribe ' Lansoprasole ' capsules else you could put a brick under the legs of the bed at the pillow end.

Seemples

Yes, that was mentioned, and they are building up the road. I'll see if I can get one that matches the carpet


No doubt the travel insurance company with use it to add several more pounds to the premium.

[Manoverboard]

No added premiums for indigestion but carrying a couple of bricks on board could attract attention .

[Stephen]

No added premiums for indigestion but carrying a couple of bricks on board could attract attention .

I'll just say I've had a row with Mrs S and I'm trying to build bridges

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or she's after your blood and you're bricking it.....

[Stephen]

Or she's after your blood and you're bricking it.....

I'm well protected Merv with my fire wall.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm guessing I'm not to mention this when you buy me that drink?

[Manoverboard]

Merv reckons he's a Norman .. as in … ?

" Norman Mervyn Fletcher you stand here accused …. "

[Mervyn and Trish]

Guilty! Send him down. Next case......

[Stephen]

I'm guessing I'm not to mention this when you buy me that drink?

That's a bit below the belt......will doubles do

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm guessing I'm not to mention this when you buy me that drink?

That's a bit below the belt......will doubles do

[Manoverboard]

is trebles not doubles … just saying

[Stephen]

S*d it, spill the beans, see if I care. I'm not forking out for double spring waters

The weather man says the Canaries are warming up nicely Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

Our Tits are enjoying it too.

[Ray B]

I hope you get sorted out Stephen, but I must say how nice to see a better class of posting, as I see I am surrounded by Ornithologists .

[Stephen]

I hope you get sorted out Stephen, but I must say how nice to see a better class of posting, as I see I am surrounded by Ornithologists .

And bird watchers