Last One to Post Wins

[Manoverboard]

HE uses the gears rather than the breaks to slow down / stop … just saying

[Mervyn and Trish]

HE uses the gears rather than the breaks to slow down / stop … just saying

And slips the mechanic a fiver......

[Stephen]

HE uses the gears rather than the breaks to slow down / stop … just saying

And slips the mechanic a fiver......

That much

[Ray B]

Let's not get on the subject of tips, we all know Stephen's feelings on that one.

[Stephen]

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[Mervyn and Trish]

He's saving up to buy me another pint.

Well Mrs S is..........

[Stephen]

He's saving up to buy me another pint.

Well Mrs S is..........

She said she can't afford any more pints of Madeira brandy.

[Ray B]

I will take over now, so move over Stephen. I am 38 miles from you, so if you see a stranger at your door it may be me popping in for afternoon tea.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I will take over now, so move over Stephen. I am 38 miles from you, so if you see a stranger at your door it may be me popping in for afternoon tea.

Careful Ray. Is your insurance up to date?

[Ray B]

My Son lives in Ipswich and he was kind enough to invite me down to decorate his stairs and landing as I happen to have steps and ladders.

[Stephen]

I will take over now, so move over Stephen. I am 38 miles from you, so if you see a stranger at your door it may be me popping in for afternoon tea.

I'm not in.

[Happydays]

My Son lives in Ipswich and he was kind enough to invite me down to decorate his stairs and landing as I happen to have steps and ladders.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You can do ours when you've finished

[Stephen]

Sorry Mer, we're nearer, so next in line. I can make a bed up for him in the shed log cabin if needed @ reasonable rates.

[Ray B]

This retirement thing is not as cracked up as I thought it would be.

[Happydays]

I'll take the lead, Ray won't have time with all the decorating he's going to do

[Mervyn and Trish]

He's not arrived at ours yet. I'm sure I would have noticed

[Stephen]

Paint all over the carpet will be the give away.

[Ray B]

I have brushed you all away to take the lead.
(see what I did there)

[Stephen]

Roll on Ray, I'll take it from here

[Happydays]

Well now that everyone seems to have gone to bed I shall take the lead over night

[Stephen]

Morning shifts is here. Lovely bright morning......at the moment

[Happydays]

Lovely sunny day here but windy (not as bodily function)

[Stephen]

Winter has returned

[Happydays]

Here I am,ready to take over the night shift