Last One to Post Wins

[towny44]

Thinking of coins does anyone else find that Sainsbury's self check out tills seem to have a surfeit of 5p pieces as change, I always get 4 of the pesky things when it gives me 20p change, never get any 10ps.

[Ray B]

Never use self check out tills, not been trained and do not have the qualifications.

[Stephen]

Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks

[Manoverboard]

Elderly Welshman accused of battering his wife

[Stephen]

Was she battered to death.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks

That's not a food bank Stephen. It's a skip.

[Stephen]

Can't afford to shop at Sainsburys. We rely on the food banks

That's not a food bank Stephen. It's a skip.

We only rummage skips when we feel like going all posh.

[Ray B]

As Stephen is at his party please allow me.

[Mervyn and Trish]

To what?

[Ray B]

Be in me rightful position of cause.

[Manoverboard]

Ah …. at the back you mean ?

[Stephen]

of the front

[Mervyn and Trish]

of the bottom

[Stephen]

before the top

[Mervyn and Trish]

goes round the

[Mervyn and Trish]

Hang on. Is this three word story?

[towny44]

Nope its the Laurel and Hardy show.

[Ray B]

Yes it is. I will sit back and relax while you all go and hone your act.
See if you can make me laugh

[Manoverboard]

I tried but cannot make you laugh …. I can make me laugh though

[Mervyn and Trish]

Laugh? I almost had hysterics.

[Manoverboard]

Elderly Welshman accused of battering his wife

It seems he may be innocent after all … I blame the lodger

[Stephen]

She just happen to slip on some oil and went head first into the fryer. An easy mistake, could happen to anyone.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I know it's not a funny story but there is something curiously comical about "The Chipoteria"

[Stephen]

No licence sir.......then move on please.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Back to Blighty today. After two weeks of 20 plus degrees and sunshine I fear it may be a shock!