Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or eat it in a vacuum

[Stephen]

Do Dyson do one that big

[Mervyn and Trish]

Worth a try.

[Ray B]

I despair.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Have you tried crying? Let it out.

[towny44]

It's too cold in this weather.

[Stephen]

Eye/s test today. Could be expensive

[Ray B]

Best keep an eye on the bill.

[Stephen]

Best keep an eye on the bill.

Didn't even know I was in trouble

[Ray B]

Now move along sir before I arrest you for a poor funny.

[Stephen]

Got hit with an expensive bill at the opticians........£5

[Mervyn and Trish]

You went for the top of the range pair then...

[Ray B]

Must have been a very posh pound land.

[Happydays]

Got hit with an expensive bill at the opticians........£5

I didn't know anything could only cost £5 at an opticians

[Stephen]

The thin cover on the end of the arms that go over your ears. I didn't even know they could be replaced. I was convinced i was going to have to have new glasses. But no, the nice young thing said otherwise and fitted them straight away.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Get a new little screw to hold the arm on tomorrow and a new lens the day after and in a couple of weeks you will have a new pair.

[Manoverboard]

a roll of Selotape can be bought for 50p …. just saying

[Stephen]

I can tell your a man of class Moby.

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's just which class that's in doubt.....just saying

[Happydays]

Collected my new glasses today, now to get used to them

[Stephen]

Collected my new glasses today, now to get used to them

Which first, red or white wine

[Mervyn and Trish]

I have varifocals. You can use them for any colour wine. Or spirits.

[Happydays]

Red wine

[Stephen]

Red wine

[Ray B]

I'll drink to that.