Last One to Post Wins

[Ray B]

Didernt no you cood tawk awl possh Ray. Yew shor yaw not a locerl

Stephen, ar yer orrite bor, Moy hart alive you merk me larff that's a fact. I dornt talk all that furrin Essex talk, thassa lud a Ole squit, jus a few wuds. Well that's a rum 'un', do you mind how ya go an keep you a troshin.

[Stephen]

Snob .

[Ray B]

[Stephen]

[Ray B]

Be proud of your accent, not everyone can claim to have one, it's what makes us individual.

[towny44]

Be proud of your accent, not everyone can claim to have one, it's what makes us individual.

It almost makes some sound nearly foreign when they are interviewed on TV, often I only catch the odd word not nearly enough to understand them.

[Stephen]

Be proud of your accent, not everyone can claim to have one, it's what makes us individual.

It almost makes some sound nearly foreign when they are interviewed on TV, often I only catch the odd word not nearly enough to understand them.

Especially Northerners

[Manoverboard]

Having lived in t' Northwest I find Northern accents easy to understand … bar t' Geordies

[towny44]

Dont find many problems with the north east accents, but I struggle with some Scottish and N Irish accents most.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just cos sum peeple carnt speek reet

[Ray B]

That's not BBC speak.
Is this an imposter pretending to be Sir Merv. I think this should should be investigated by the Mod Plods.
So we will shut this LOPW down now and make me the Winner.

[towny44]

Dream on Ray, that's not going to happen.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Quite right. It's not.

But if you want to learn BBC speak simply learn to say Air Hair Lair whenever you meet anyone.

[Stephen]

then run .

[Ray B]

Dream on Ray, that's not going to happen.

Spoil sport.

[Manoverboard]

Quite right. It's not.

But if you want to learn BBC speak simply learn to say Air Hair Lair whenever you meet anyone.

or even … ' Hokaay Yarh '

[Ray B]

Or simply 'hello'

[towny44]

Or as Richard Osman says "hiya".

[Stephen]

Innit. .

[Mervyn and Trish]

Standards have plummeted since I left.

[towny44]

Standards have plummeted since I left.

Agreement at last.

[Mervyn and Trish]

As they have across the media where all the bosses are now illiterate 14 year olds.

[jacksparrow]

I thought this used to be Romigs thread, doesn’t he post anymore

[Ray B]

Most of them recovered and were discharged Jack. Have you been sent here for more therapy.
Do you still have your parrot or is it an ex parrot, any how, nice to see you back in the mad house.

[Ray B]

Just had a looksy on page one, Romigs was post 11 and Jack post 16.