Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Don't thinks its cloths you'll need Merv more like a hazmat suit.

[Ray B]

It will still be possible the virus is lurking on a surface or button that was missed. Still it's good to go forewarned and to be forearmed.
Enjoy your break, remember to be on alert to the bug.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And if just one passenger gets on carrying it the cycle begins again. We're armed with wipes and Boots Antiviral Gel. And a Tazer for anyone we see leaving the loos without washing their hands.

[Ray B]

Damm cold this morning.

[Stephen]

Sure is, and still blowing a gale.

[towny44]

....and snow showers as well in the pennine foothills.

[Ray B]

Has he gone

[Manoverboard]

Has who gone ?

[Stephen]

Him two doors down

[Ray B]

Correct

[Mervyn and Trish]

Him? Surely not him.

[Stephen]

I'm not one to spread rumours and name names as you well know, but I've heard he's from Uddersfield and a whippet whisperer

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ah. God's own Mountie.

[Stephen]

Doesn't that come under 'cruelty to animals

[towny44]

Hello peeps, your leader is back.

[Ray B]

Thank you for that nice introduction John.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes a lovely introduction for me.

[Stephen]

Now for the credits

[towny44]

On your debit side however, I have always been in the lead and forever will be.

[Manoverboard]

Typo …. should have read ' on ' the lead.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And add the word deluded at the end of the sentence.

[Ray B]

O K Merv, off you trot to Southampton now, I will take it from here.

[Stephen]

Typo …. should have read ' on ' the lead.

[Stephen]

Off to the dentist in a minute to have a wisdom tooth out. I don't mind the pain in the mouth it's the wallet that hurts.

[Ray B]

Even less wisdom on here now. Not to worry when I control the ship.