Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Surely, where you live it IS a swamp!

[towny44]

Surely, where you live it IS a swamp!

I'm surprised the Thames hasn't reclaimed Maldon.

[Stephen]

Surely, where you live it IS a swamp!

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[Stephen]

Surely, where you live it IS a swamp!

I'm surprised the Thames hasn't reclaimed Maldon.

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[towny44]

Surely, where you live it IS a swamp!

I'm surprised the Thames hasn't reclaimed Maldon.

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It won't flood there I'll bet.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You know what riverside dwellers say. In summer the river is at the bottom of the garden. In winter the garden is at the bottom of the river.

[Manoverboard]

Well it must be OK to say that Moby, after all, you are a moderator.

Not a problem that I can see … the sailors of old mostly smoked aromatic rough cut tobacco in their pipes.

[Ray B]

Surely, where you live it IS a swamp!

I'm surprised the Thames hasn't reclaimed Maldon.

True, but Stephen is just in range of the fallout should the SS Richard Montgomery blow up. Which could be any time soon, just incase he invites you to dinner, may be worth taking a tin hat

[Stephen]

Way out of range for us, although the latest news is it's being raised just enough to be carefully towed and dumped somewhere up North where they currently can't tell where the outside privy starts and the Coronation street cobbled back yard ends.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Way out of range for us, although the latest news is it's being raised just enough to be carefully towed and dumped somewhere up North where they currently can't tell where the outside privy starts and the Coronation street cobbled back yard ends.

So let me check that on the map. Looks to be round about..... 'Uddersfield. Will it fit up t'cut?

[Ray B]

You are about 19 miles from the big bang, the fallout is 20. My advice is to nip to Army navy surplus and buy some tin hats and an air raid shelter. And a hand bell. Don't panic Mr
Manwaring, don't panic.

[towny44]

Way out of range for us, although the latest news is it's being raised just enough to be carefully towed and dumped somewhere up North where they currently can't tell where the outside privy starts and the Coronation street cobbled back yard ends.

If you can get the wreck up to the Rochdale - Huddersfield canal via the Humber and then the Calder navigation, and then a further 800ft up into the Pennine foothills, then that would be an achievement and we might have to rename you Hannibal.

[Stephen]

Times up John, time for you to jog on.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Has he gone?

[towny44]

Has who gone, and where?

[Stephen]

Him over there

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes him

[Stephen]

Just as I thought

[towny44]

Would that be the one with the muddy feet?

[Ray B]

The swamp dweller.?

[Mervyn and Trish]

The flat cap

[Not so ancient mariner]

For the use of a dyslexic furbag?

[Stephen]

with flees

[Mervyn and Trish]

And a ferret

[Ray B]

Spring is springing, the birds are singing, and if I didn't know it, I could be a poet.