Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

The weather is much better and still no cases here. Maybe we can hide under the bed.

[Stephen]

Don't give'm your name Pike

[Ray B]

Waiting in Grantly Adam's Airport after being kicked off the return to Southampton.
Looks like you have all gone down with the bug .
No worry, our ship was 'clean', so I will warm up my place ready for my surprise return.

[Mervyn and Trish]

We are just self isolating

[Stephen]

Cough. .

[Ray B]

Best you all self isolate, now I am home I will look after this for 14 days.

[Stephen]

Welcome back Ray.

[towny44]

Stephen, I thought you were down in Devon? Dontcha know you can't welcome someone back and claim the lead when you're not in head office?

[Stephen]

I am. Captains privilege

[towny44]

We could arrange for you to go down with the ship.................just saying.

[Stephen]

Unsinkable .

[Mervyn and Trish]

Back home at midnight after a long journey via Newcastle and a near 200 mile hire car journey. We passed 'Uddersfield at about 22.30. Not sure if it was satanic. It was certainly dark! Back to East Midlands Airport to collect our car today.

[Stephen]

Did you hear any chanting or funny dancing around cauldrons as you drove past

[towny44]

Back home at midnight after a long journey via Newcastle and a near 200 mile hire car journey. We passed 'Uddersfield at about 22.30. Not sure if it was satanic. It was certainly dark! Back to East Midlands Airport to collect our car today.

You must have detoured to pass Huddersfield, unless you prefer the M6 to the M1?

[Ray B]

Welcome back Merv, bit of a journey for you then, we just had a two hour flight delay.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Welcome back Merv, bit of a journey for you then, we just had a two hour flight delay.

Thank Ray.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Back home at midnight after a long journey via Newcastle and a near 200 mile hire car journey. We passed 'Uddersfield at about 22.30. Not sure if it was satanic. It was certainly dark! Back to East Midlands Airport to collect our car today.

You must have detoured to pass Huddersfield, unless you prefer the M6 to the M1?

A1, M1, M62, A34.

[Jan Rosser]

You must be relieved to be home Merv after that journey. Welcome home

[Mervyn and Trish]

You must be relieved to be home Merv after that journey. Welcome home

Thanks. Yes we are. At every step I was expecting an issue but fortunately all went well. Much relieved.

[Manoverboard]

Welcome back Merv n Trish …. plus Ray and Mrs Ray of course

[Stephen]

You must be relieved to be home Merv after that journey. Welcome home

Thanks. Yes we are. At every step I was expecting an issue but fortunately all went well. Much relieved.

You managed to get the six litre bottles of single malt through then. A dry cough always helps to get whisked through customs

[Ray B]

A dry cough always helps to get whisked through customs

May be worth a try at the supermarket, muttering, "Damm cough, wish I had never gone to China", you will then be able to shop without the crowds.

[Stephen]

A dry cough always helps to get whisked through customs

May be worth a try at the supermarket, muttering, "Damm cough, wish I had never gone to China", you will then be able to shop without the crowds.

[Manoverboard]

A dry cough always helps to get whisked through customs

May be worth a try at the supermarket, muttering, "Damm cough, wish I had never gone to China", you will then be able to shop without the crowds.

Albeit in the Car Park … just saying

[Ray B]

Just saying, always good. Just saying.