Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

She's still being difficult about popping up to adjust the TV aerial. I've offered to hold the ladder steady.

[Stephen]

But you do live 30 stories up.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes but we do have a long ladder

[Manoverboard]

But make sure she climbs the warmer south side of the chimney stack and avoids walking on the roof tiles cos they could break and cause another dangerous job for her.

[Ray B]

Not to worry Moby, he has it covered. He has got her to take a ridge ladder up with her.

[Manoverboard]

Not to worry Moby, he has it covered. He has got her to take a ridge ladder up with her.

Ah ... but if they have reclaimed clay tiles they will probably break under the weight of her walking on the ridge ladder

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[towny44]

He really is so considerate.

[Stephen]

Not to worry Moby, he has it covered. He has got her to take a ridge ladder up with her.

Ah ... but if they have reclaimed clay tiles they will probably break under the weight of her walking on the ridge ladder

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Fat she is not. I've met Mervs lovely wife.............but don't tell him

[Manoverboard]

Not to worry Moby, he has it covered. He has got her to take a ridge ladder up with her.

Ah ... but if they have reclaimed clay tiles they will probably break under the weight of her walking on the ridge ladder

Fat she is not. I've met Mervs lovely wife.............but don't tell him

But have you carefully examined the reclaimed tiles ... the very thin ones ( tiles ) do break very easily

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ah ... but if they have reclaimed clay tiles they will probably break under the weight of her walking on the ridge ladder

Fat she is not. I've met Mervs lovely wife.............but don't tell him

But have you carefully examined the reclaimed tiles ... the very thin ones ( tiles ) do break very easily

It's okay they're not reclaimed. We got them new from the Pound Shop.

[Manoverboard]

Something to ask Merv ... are you fans of Pecks nr Congleton ?

[towny44]

How many did you get for your pound?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Something to ask Merv ... are you fans of Pecks nr Congleton ?

Not been for a while but yes. Especially the multiple dessert policy!

[Mervyn and Trish]

How many did you get for your pound?

Two...….

pallets.

[Manoverboard]

Something to ask Merv ... are you fans of Pecks nr Congleton ?

Not been for a while but yes. Especially the multiple dessert policy!

Us too, we were talking about it last night with a chum who used to live in North Rode.

[Stephen]

Something to ask Merv ... are you fans of Pecks nr Congleton ?

Not been for a while but yes. Especially the multiple dessert policy!

Us too, we were talking about it last night with a chum who used to live in North Rode.

Hope you were keeping a safe distance, even on the phone.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Something to ask Merv ... are you fans of Pecks nr Congleton ?

Not been for a while but yes. Especially the multiple dessert policy!

Us too, we were talking about it last night with a chum who used to live in North Rode.

When we first went there was before they had a booze licence and you could take your own wine.

Did you ever have less than four puddings?

[Manoverboard]

Not been for a while but yes. Especially the multiple dessert policy!

Us too, we were talking about it last night with a chum who used to live in North Rode.

When we first went there was before they had a booze licence and you could take your own wine.

Did you ever have less than four puddings?

We also took our own wine and the visits at that time normally involved a group of eight of us so between us we could have had sixteen puddings .... if only

[Manoverboard]

Hope you were keeping a safe distance, even on the phone.

Oh yes ... we even have his 'n' her phones, can't be too careful I reckon

[Stephen]

Hope you were keeping a safe distance, even on the phone.

Oh yes ... we even have his 'n' her phones, can't be too careful I reckon

Very posh.

[Manoverboard]

It's chucking it down here ... just saying

[Mervyn and Trish]

Still fine here so I'm off to mow the grass before that changes as forecast later.

In the meantime in the headlines I just got a £1 Sainsburys slot for next week. BTW I interrogated the deliverer last week. They are based at our local store but rather like Moby's lot cover a big area.

And thank you to Microsoft for the latest software update which logged me out of all the sites I regularly use.

[Stephen]

Lovely sunny weather here although with a strong cool breeze.

Just walked up to the post office with Mrs S using it as our daily walk. Told a motorist what I thought of him on the way back. Completely blocking the pavement with his car while chatting to a couple of ladies. What triggered it was an elderly couple had to cross over because of his car.

And of course you get the usual sarcastic verbal back. Thick as shite some people. I could have quite easily walked over and landed him one, the prat.

[Manoverboard]

Lovely sunny weather here although with a strong cool breeze.

Just walked up to the post office with Mrs S using it as our daily walk. Told a motorist what I thought of him on the way back. Completely blocking the pavement with his car while chatting to a couple of ladies. What triggered it was an elderly couple had to cross over because of his car.

And of course you get the usual sarcastic verbal back. Thick as shite some people. I could have quite easily walked over and landed him one, the prat.

But instead of that you cowered behind the elderly couple until the car was out of sight.

ps ... don't tell Merv but I got a free delivery slot for this coming Monday

[Stephen]

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Who me. Never

I waited until I was at least a hundred yards down the road before I told what I thought of him. I didn't let his one leg and walking sticks put me off either