Last One to Post Wins

[Manoverboard]

I have some plants ordered on line. As soon as I receive notification of delivery I expect the monsoon season to begin.

p.s. Get the bunting out. Sainsbury's delivery day today.

Ours has just been. I put one's large plastic boxes into the garage with the doors wide open, then popped out to request that he put our delivery into the boxes. " They're in bags he replied."

Where do they get them from ... Right, can you lower the bags into the plastic boxes, please.

All went swimmingly thereafter

[Ray B]

I have some plants ordered on line. As soon as I receive notification of delivery I expect the monsoon season to begin.

Right, can you lower the bags into the plastic boxes, please.

All went swimmingly thereafter

He left them out in the rain ??

[Manoverboard]

He left them out in the rain ??

There's no pulling the wool over your eyes

[Mervyn and Trish]

I have some plants ordered on line. As soon as I receive notification of delivery I expect the monsoon season to begin.

p.s. Get the bunting out. Sainsbury's delivery day today.

Damn. Bunting withdrawn. Delivery delayed until tomorrow. Unspecified issue with the driver.

[Ray B]

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Damn. Bunting withdrawn. Delivery delayed until tomorrow. Unspecified issue with the driver.
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I remember years ago, working emergency call out for the council, we use to double up if we were going into a rough area.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Damn. Bunting withdrawn. Delivery delayed until tomorrow. Unspecified issue with the driver.

I remember years ago, working emergency call out for the council, we use to double up if we were going into a rough area.

Sainsbury's drivers carry flick knives round here. Just in case.

[Stephen]

[quote="Mervyn and Trish" post_id=269421

Damn. Bunting withdrawn. Delivery delayed until tomorrow. Unspecified issue with the driver.

I remember years ago, working emergency call out for the council, we use to double up if we were going into a rough area.
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......like the Midlands

[Manoverboard]

I remember years ago, working emergency call out for the council, we use to double up if we were going into a rough area.

You mean, like if an organised gang were concealing a stolen Recycling Bin ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I remember years ago, working emergency call out for the council, we use to double up if we were going into a rough area.

You mean, like if an organised gang were concealing a stolen Recycling Bin ?

Or late returning their library books

[Stephen]

Bloomin cold wind today. Welcome to summer

[Ray B]

That was a good frost last night, wife's car completely covered in it.
Start of a few days of warm.

[towny44]

Wall to wall sunshine here, not a cloud or a contrail in sight.

[Jan Rosser]

Wall to wall sunshine here, not a cloud or a contrail in sight.

Same here John - strange not to see the planes particularly in the mornings. Haven’t been out yet but it’s a bit windy - I suspect it’s not too warm

[Stephen]

Beautiful here as well.
It's going to be a shock to the system when things start moving again. I'm getting quite use to all this peace and quiet with just the sound of the birds and the occasional lawn mower. Not that we get that much noise apart from the main road which is about a couple hundred yards away.

Talking of roads, has anyone else noticed the odd lunatic in they're car that just comes flying out of a side road without stopping or looking on the assumption no one else is on the road. Idiots, an accident waiting to happen.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sunny here. And yes we have idiots too.

[Stephen]

Beautiful morning again.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ah the joys of May. Our favourite month.

[towny44]

Ah the joys of May. Our favourite month.

Hey that's my line.

[Stephen]

He'll split it with you...60/40

[Mervyn and Trish]

80/20 .

[Stephen]

Is that to John

[Ray B]

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is that to John

Don't be silly.

[Stephen]

There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

.......... said Diane Abbott

[Ray B]

Not overly sunny yet but it is certainly warm, have a good VE day everyone.
Stay safe.