Last One to Post Wins

[Manoverboard]

They're taking the old one away. I'm installing it. I did the last two.

I thought you would be able to but some cannot of course so I did wonder if ... etc.

[Mervyn and Trish]

They're taking the old one away. I'm installing it. I did the last two.

I thought you would be able to but some cannot of course so I did wonder if ... etc.

Thank goodness I can. I think the installation option is off the menu for now. The most tricky bit, depending on how clear the instructions are, may be fitting the panel that matches our kitchen units. It took a while assisted by Mr Google to remember how to get it off the old one!

[Manoverboard]

Thank goodness I can. I think the installation option is off the menu for now. The most tricky bit, depending on how clear the instructions are, may be fitting the panel that matches our kitchen units. It took a while assisted by Mr Google to remember how to get it off the old one!

I fitted a Neff D/W a couple of years back and the installation instructions were not too bad, the harder part for me was levelling it up because the original ( read not precisely level ) floor is lower than the Spanish Chinese slate tiles that were subsequently laid but they only went an inch or so behind the kick boards.

[Ray B]

Kitchen fitters in the making.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Kitchen fitters in the making.

We can sort you out a quote if there's anything you need doing.

The second word of the quote is "off"!

I fitted a Neff D/W a couple of years back and the installation instructions were not too bad, the harder part for me was levelling it up because the original ( read not precisely level ) floor is lower than the Spanish Chinese slate tiles that were subsequently laid but they only went an inch or so behind the kick boards.

I have a similar height issue with a laminate floor I laid a few years back. That needs to be replaced at some point soon, and when it is my lesson is learned. For the sake of buying a couple of extra square metres I will lay the replacement into the spaces where the DW, fridge and freezer sit under the worktop.

[Manoverboard]

Kitchen fitters in the making.

Listen pal ... me 'n' Merv have considerable experience in installing / modifying and upgrading kitchens with any related appliance and regardless of trade. When I added a third eye level oven to our kitchen, cos of Mobietta’s sciatica at that time, I was only stopped from connecting it all up to the Consumer Unit / circuit breakers cos of some idiotic edict from the EU that said I needed to be certified
.

[Stephen]

Kitchen fitters in the making.

We can sort you out a quote if there's anything you need doing.

The second word of the quote is "off"!

I fitted a Neff D/W a couple of years back and the installation instructions were not too bad, the harder part for me was levelling it up because the original ( read not precisely level ) floor is lower than the Spanish Chinese slate tiles that were subsequently laid but they only went an inch or so behind the kick boards.

I have a similar height issue with a laminate floor I laid a few years back. That needs to be replaced at some point soon, and when it is my lesson is learned. For the sake of buying a couple of extra square metres I will lay the replacement into the spaces where the DW, fridge and freezer sit under the worktop.

[Stephen]

Kitchen fitters in the making.

Listen pal ... me 'n' Merv have considerable experience in installing / modifying and upgrading kitchens with any related appliance and regardless of trade. When I added a third eye level oven to our kitchen, cos of Mobietta’s sciatica at that time, I was only stopped from connecting it all up to the Consumer Unit / circuit breakers cos of some idiotic edict from the EU that said I needed to be certified
.

I can do that for you right now. The men in white coats are on the way as we speak

[Manoverboard]

I can do that for you right now. The men in white coats are on the way as we speak

Mobietta simply wouldn't allow it, who would change the light bulbs she would plea

[Ray B]

I find it difficult to always extract the washing machine easily with soft or laminate floors without damaging the surfaces. To overcome this problem, under the footprint of the machines I lay ceramic floor tiles. This makes pulling the machines forward a lot easier and on to a safe cover to again protect the floor in front of the machines.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I've now laid some off cuts of spare laminate from another job in the hole which awaits the dishwasher.

I've also been trying to drain the old one of all water as required for collection for recycling. Given that it's terminal problem was leaking onto the floor that has proved absurdly difficult. Despite drilling holes in various parts of its water works, loosening hoses and turning it upside down there is still some trapped somewhere!

p.s. 22 years ago I gutted our kitchen back to a bare shell and retiled and refitted it completely. And did the same with the bathroom.

I reckon if Moby and I got a second hand van we could make a few bob.

[Stephen]

I've now laid some off cuts of spare laminate from another job in the hole which awaits the dishwasher.

I've also been trying to drain the old one of all water as required for collection for recycling. Given that it's terminal problem was leaking onto the floor that has proved absurdly difficult. Despite drilling holes in various parts of its water works, loosening hoses and turning it upside down there is still some trapped somewhere!

p.s. 22 years ago I gutted our kitchen back to a bare shell and retiled and refitted it completely. And did the same with the bathroom.

I reckon if Moby and I got a second hand van we could make a few bob.

I could probably lay my hands on second hand van for you. Meet me at the gas board at midnight.

[Ray B]

Any thing you want, free electricity or a gas board van or maybe you have something else in mind, just see Slight hands Stevie for all your needs.

[Stephen]

Cash, no cheques.

[Manoverboard]

I could probably lay my hands on second hand van for you. Meet me at the gas board at midnight.

M&M Plc would prefer to be part of a bespoke service rather than that of a sub branch of T.I.T.s R uS

[towny44]

I could probably lay my hands on second hand van for you. Meet me at the gas board at midnight.

M&M Plc would prefer to be part of a bespoke service rather than that of a sub branch of T.I.T.s R uS

M&Ms must be down market Moby Celebrity give them away free with their free ice cream.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I could probably lay my hands on second hand van for you. Meet me at the gas board at midnight.

M&M Plc would prefer to be part of a bespoke service rather than that of a sub branch of T.I.T.s R uS

M&Ms must be down market Moby Celebrity give them away free with their free ice cream.

If you're saying we're celebrities Towny, we'll take that.

M&M, Celebrity Fixer Uppers. We can hike the prices by 50% based on that.

[Manoverboard]

M&M Plc would prefer to be part of a bespoke service rather than that of a sub branch of T.I.T.s R uS

M&Ms must be down market Moby Celebrity give them away free with their free ice cream.

If you're saying we're celebrities Towny, we'll take that.

M&M, Celebrity Fixer Uppers. We can hike the prices by 50% based on that.

And we could give away sweeties to the children ( and Towny of course ) when the work is complete

[towny44]

Thank you Moby, most generous of you.

[Manoverboard]

Thank you Moby, most generous of you.

You won't be getting any until you've paid for the work

[Stephen]

M&Ms must be down market Moby Celebrity give them away free with their free ice cream.

If you're saying we're celebrities Towny, we'll take that.

M&M, Celebrity Fixer Uppers. We can hike the prices by 50% based on that.

And we could give away sweeties to the children ( and Towny of course ) when the work is complete

You can get locked up for that

[Manoverboard]

You can get locked up for that

For giving sweeties to Towny, ah, in that case he won't be getting anay ..... thanks for the heads up

[Stephen]

Your welcome

[towny44]

Snitch!!!!

[Stephen]

The money offer was too good to pass up