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Unread post by **towny44** » 14 May 2020, 12:59

If you can prize open Moby's wallet.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 14 May 2020, 13:19

towny44 wrote: 14 May 2020, 12:59
If you can prize open Moby's wallet.

Waste of time Towny. At present due to Elf and Safety we're not dealing in cash. Bank transfers only. Just let us have your bank details and we'll show you how it works.

Unread post by **towny44** » 14 May 2020, 14:45

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 14 May 2020, 13:19

towny44 wrote: 14 May 2020, 12:59
If you can prize open Moby's wallet.
Waste of time Towny. At present due to Elf and Safety we're not dealing in cash. Bank transfers only. Just let us have your bank details and we'll show you how it works.

Ha Ha Ha.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 May 2020, 15:58

towny44 wrote: 14 May 2020, 12:59
If you can prize open Moby's wallet.

I don't own a crowbar that big

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 14 May 2020, 16:06

Stephen wrote: 14 May 2020, 15:58

towny44 wrote: 14 May 2020, 12:59
If you can prize open Moby's wallet.
I don't own a crowbar that big

The content of my wallet have been put into quarantine in a plastic box marked ' Out of Pounds Bounds '

Has Merv finished that bit of a job he started yesterday, do you know ?

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 May 2020, 16:44

I think it all went pear shaped.

The rest of the area have complained to the water board that they have no water and I believe there's a plumber of the highest calibre round Mervs putting things right.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 14 May 2020, 17:37

Manoverboard wrote: 14 May 2020, 16:06

Stephen wrote: 14 May 2020, 15:58

towny44 wrote: 14 May 2020, 12:59
If you can prize open Moby's wallet.
I don't own a crowbar that big
The content of my wallet have been put into quarantine in a plastic box marked ' Out of Pounds Bounds '

Has Merv finished that bit of a job he started yesterday, do you know ?

Yesterday's job was levelling the floor under the fridge and freezer having discovered my stock of laminate off cuts. And at the same time defrosting the freezer and cleaning the fridge. It was so knackering tiring I gave myself today off.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 14 May 2020, 17:54

Sounds like you've earned a single malt Merv

I'm just having one myself. Shall I pour you one

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 14 May 2020, 18:05

Stephen wrote: 14 May 2020, 17:54
Sounds like you've earned a single malt Merv

I'm just having one myself. Shall I pour you one

Please mate. Stick it in the post.

Unread post by **Ray B** » 14 May 2020, 18:43

When it comes to buying a virtual round of drinks Stephen is quick to to make it to the bar first, just as quick as the old codgers leaving the theater at the bows to get seats in the show lounge at the stern. So, Stephen is in the chair for a round and just like him he's making it a double everyone. Good OL boy, Cheers everyone.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 May 2020, 07:50

No problem. There all on your tab anyway. You dropped your card on the way out.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 May 2020, 09:04

I enjoyed a nice Talsker Skye last night. Next round is on me. What's everyone having?

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 15 May 2020, 09:15

A large Lucozade and Dubbonet for Delboy plus a Pina Colada pour moi ... bonjour, s'il vous plait.

Unread post by **Ray B** » 15 May 2020, 09:39

Yes please, same again, the the round Stephen bought was so good I didn't even feel it pass my lips.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 May 2020, 13:30

Ray B wrote: 15 May 2020, 09:39
Yes please, same again, the the round Stephen bought was so good I didn't even feel it pass my lips.

Yes the 7mm caliber bullets are pretty affective.

Unread post by **Ray B** » 15 May 2020, 14:48

Stephen, not liking your idea of offering a shot.

Unread post by **Happydays** » 15 May 2020, 15:02

I like a Cointreau and lemonade with ice

Unread post by **Stephen** » 15 May 2020, 18:01

Ray B wrote: 15 May 2020, 14:48
Stephen, not liking your idea of offering a shot.

It's called 'your round'. My own recipe

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 May 2020, 18:39

Damn. I'm on antibiotics now. Have to skip this round.

Unread post by **Ray B** » 15 May 2020, 19:33

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 15 May 2020, 18:39
Damn. I'm on antibiotics now. Have to skip this round.

Errr, anything we should be taking precautions over Merv.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 15 May 2020, 19:45

Ray B wrote: 15 May 2020, 19:33

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 15 May 2020, 18:39
Damn. I'm on antibiotics now. Have to skip this round.
Errr, anything we should be taking precautions over Merv.

You're okay. I dont plan to sleep with you

Unread post by **Ray B** » 15 May 2020, 20:33

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 15 May 2020, 19:45

Ray B wrote: 15 May 2020, 19:33

Mervyn and Trish wrote: 15 May 2020, 18:39
Damn. I'm on antibiotics now. Have to skip this round.
Errr, anything we should be taking precautions over Merv.
You're okay. I dont plan to sleep with you

Yes, I know that. It's Stephen I'm worried about.

Unread post by **Stephen** » 16 May 2020, 07:55

.......

....so am I

Unread post by **Ray B** » 16 May 2020, 08:57

Stephen wrote: 16 May 2020, 07:55
...........so am I

Unread post by **Manoverboard** » 16 May 2020, 09:14

It's surely not a laughing matter

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