Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Remember the saying, cold hands warm heart.
Now what about, cold feet in bed, that gets a moan from the missus.

About the only thing that does

[Ray B]

[Mervyn and Trish]

Today's project was to replace the bath/shower screen with a new much more betterer one. Job successfully completed. I'll need a rest tomorrow.

[Manoverboard]

Today's project was to replace the bath/shower screen with a new much more betterer one. Job successfully completed. I'll need a rest tomorrow.

But not a shower or a bath presumably

[Mervyn and Trish]

No just a new screen. The old one leaks. Plus the next job is to fit a heated towel rail beside the bath and we needed a folding screen to stop it banging on the new rail as the old one piece one would have done.

[Manoverboard]

No just a new screen. The old one leaks. Plus the next job is to fit a heated towel rail beside the bath and we needed a folding screen to stop it banging on the new rail as the old one piece one would have done.

When I said " But not a shower or a bath presumably " I meant you not the fixtures and fittings

[Mervyn and Trish]

No just a new screen. The old one leaks. Plus the next job is to fit a heated towel rail beside the bath and we needed a folding screen to stop it banging on the new rail as the old one piece one would have done.

When I said " But not a shower or a bath presumably " I meant you not the fixtures and fittings

Ah now je comprendez.

Being posh we have another shower whence we will ablute until the sealant dries.

[Stephen]

Better known as a hose draped over the washing line

[Ray B]

Welcome rain yesterday and today, soon be time for the mower to have something to cut.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Chucking it down again today. That'll save using the bath anytime soon.

[Stephen]

Yep, same here. The sprinkler is in temporary retirement.

[Happydays]

Warm and sunny here with some light cloud at the moment.

[Ray B]

Lucky you Happy, had to put the underfloor heating on in the conservatory, damm cold out there.

[Manoverboard]

It's the warmest place to be in ours ... can't afford any heating though.

[Stephen]

Where's my violin

[Manoverboard]

Where's my violin

I've just put it on the fire

[Ray B]

What do you throw a drowning violinist? A: His case.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Day off tomorrow after a busy few weeks

[Stephen]

I'll be out logging tomorrow and storing in the out-laws garage as ours is up to capacity.

[Jan Rosser]

I'll be out logging tomorrow and storing in the out-laws garage as ours is up to capacity.

I had a mental image of you Stephen in a check shirt wielding your axe and singing the Monty Python song "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok ...." - cheered me up this morning

[Stephen]

I aim to please Jan

[Ray B]

I had a mental image of you Stephen in a check shirt wielding your axe and singing the Monty Python song "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok ...." - cheered me up this morning

And dressing up in woman's clothing.?

[Manoverboard]

I had a mental image of you Stephen in a check shirt wielding your axe and singing the Monty Python song "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok ...." - cheered me up this morning

And dressing up in woman's clothing.?

Was he singing about the Woodchoppers’ Ball I wondered

[Stephen]

I had a mental image of you Stephen in a check shirt wielding your axe and singing the Monty Python song "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok ...." - cheered me up this morning

And dressing up in woman's clothing.?

only every second weekend in the month

[Stephen]

I had a mental image of you Stephen in a check shirt wielding your axe and singing the Monty Python song "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok ...." - cheered me up this morning

And dressing up in woman's clothing.?

Was he singing about the Woodchoppers’ Ball I wondered

I thought I might lose one this morning. The tree was putting up a bit of a fight today.