Last One to Post Wins

[Ray B]

No need for a rebuttal as it is evident who has won.

Ray

[Dark Knight]

it is obvious, but still people try to change the outcome
ah well, I will play along, with the wanabees, but the outcome is immutable and I have won

[qbman1]

There's a lot of big words being bandied around today - are Asda doing a deal on dictionaries ?!

[Ray B]

Don't think so QB, just trying to keep a Megalomaniac at bay.

Ray

[qbman1]

Don't worry about him, he'll be watching Loose Women and Dickinson's Real Deal !

I'm the major competition today.

Oh, look, I've won..............again

[Dark Knight]

Serious competition.....where, who , when

no such thing on here

[qbman1]

Quick....Jeremy Kyle's on ITV

[Dark Knight]

see you after you have finished watching your neighbours on telly
Chav

[qbman1]

They're on next week - in Prisoners !

[Dark Knight]

visit to Nursey all done
and now tis lunch time, a pastrami and cheese sandwich, I know how to live high on the hog

and I am still in first place, due to a lack of serious competition.............woefull really

[The Tinker]

Afternoon my slaves - I hope you have left this place clean today.

[Dark Knight]

we left it for you
cleaning and such , is woman's work

[qbman1]

Slaves....? Now that opens up a whole new raft of possibilities !

[The Tinker]

Cleaning is only women's work as they know it will get done properly.

[qbman1]

Isn't that why women traditially get married in white - so they blend in with the kitchen appliances?

[Silver_Shiney]

Isn't that why women traditially get married in white - so they blend in with the kitchen appliances?

Now there's a man with a death wish!

[Dark Knight]

now the cleaning has been done and QB has been garroted, normal service can resume

which would be, me as the champion and you rabble struggling to keep up

[qbman1]

Now there's a man with a death wish!

I like to live dangerously, me. What, I even had a tuna and cucumber sandwich for me lunch !!

[Ray B]

Wow QB that is serious dining, while you crunch on the cucumber just leave it to me to sort this lot out . Now that's how you do it.

Ray

[Dark Knight]

How you do what?

lose badly..............perfect example.........looosers

[qbman1]

Turn the record over - we've heard all that before

I used to think I was a parrot but I'm alright now
I used to think I was a parrot but I'm alright now
I used to think I was a parrot but I'm alright now
I used to think I was a parrot but I'm alright now
I used to think I was a parrot but I'm alright now
I used to think I was a parrot but I'm alright now.................

[The Tinker]

Pleassseeee stop that awful noise - oh sorry were you singing? - Haha - youre not singing anymore - youre not singing anymore.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Buzzzzzz......... Repetition!!

My turn now!

[Silver_Shiney]

... just a quick one to remind you who your favourite leader is before he goes out for the evening.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Don't worry, we'll look after it during your absence!