Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

evening also rans, are you lot still scrambling about for second place
do try harder, i need some sort of competition, to keep me interested

[Not so ancient mariner]

There appears to be an echo in your cave tonight, my vespertillian friend. Oh, and yet again you are no longer winning!

[Silver_Shiney]

Alan, my dear old thing, you have been on here today from the crack of sparrows and still do not command a lead.
Give up old chap and have a rest, I on the other hand shall go on to win.


Ray

Ray, the only reason I'm on here at crack of sparrows is because the bus service round these parts is so unreliable.

As for being a "dear old thing", I thought my rates were only mildly extortionate, there are dearer...

[Dark Knight]

Morning all

Just to say, you can all relax and have some time off, as I have won and there is no point in you keep telling yourself otherwise
so chill out, relax, and accept the truth, I have won

[Not so ancient mariner]

There is medication available for these delusions you know - and I'm told it's reasonably effective!

[Silver_Shiney]

There is medication available for these delusions you know - and I'm told it's reasonably effective!

isn't it marketed under the trade name "arsenic"??

[qbman1]

Morning Crippen and assorted hangers-on. The Winner has turned up

[Dark Knight]

QB
the winner...me...has been here for ages,not like you lot, eho just waft in for a quick post and then flounce off
Stamina is the key,

[qbman1]

You only have an excess of energy because you have spent the last month watching Loose Women and David Dickinson. Some of us have been holding down a full time job, digging the allotment and running the house whilst Mrs C was incapacitated. Now that's stamina

[Dark Knight]

yet you still have time to doss about on here
hardly working flat out moggie

[qbman1]

Always time to read your words of wisdom.....!

[HK phooey]

Good morning various weird folk, your leader is here Cubie, are you still on a charm offensive as it did unnerve me somewhat yesterday

[qbman1]

Yep, still happy and gay ! Mind you, after 3 days on Azura I might have undergone a metamorphosis !

[Dark Knight]

why do people insist on telling everyone else, I am here

you leader is here...yes i know

the winner is here...yes I am
etc etc

whilst I appreciate your fervour, I do not need you all to keep announcing that I have won or that I am here, I am perfectly capable of doing that myself

I have won end of...........see not difficult

[HK phooey]

Batty, go and read a comic, you are really not up to the competition. Cubie, I hope you're not planning on disappointing any small children on your upcoming cruise.

[Dark Knight]

Canine Crimefighter

if there were some decent competition, it would at least give me a challange for, ooh say 30 seconds, but as the calibre of players is sadly lacking, I have no real competition, unless you count saddo's who pop up and go" OOH I have won"
hardly taxing for a man of my stamina and intellect

[qbman1]

NURSE - the medication's wearing off again

[qbman1]

Batty, go and read a comic, you are really not up to the competition. Cubie, I hope you're not planning on disappointing any small children on your upcoming cruise.

No - but I expect to disappoint a few big children !

[Dark Knight]

is a 2 or 3 nighter?

[qbman1]

Just a 2 nighter but we aim to get on board as early as poss. on Tuesday to make an extra day of it - and to make sure we get in at Sindhu !

[Dark Knight]

book as soon as you board
you can ask at receptionor go to Sindhu when you get on and book direct
be quick though, we found it easier to do it via reception

[qbman1]

I'll tell Atul you sent me !

[Dark Knight]

if you cant get in at night go for lunch, the tasting plates are superb and the signature cocktail thing is great

[qbman1]

We were rather hoping to go to The Glasshouse for lunch. Do we need to book for that, do you know?

[Dark Knight]

i dont think you can book, it is just turn up and bag a seat , I think