Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

I'll have to sharpen my elbows then

[Not so ancient mariner]

You need more than sharp elbows to win here though!

[Silver_Shiney]

yes, like a razor-sharp wit...

[Dark Knight]

nah just the will to win and staying power

as shown by me.......the winner

[Ray B]

CALLING WELSH NURSE, I think you need to send in the men in white coats, we seem to have a mad Bat who every day thinks he has won, but as everyone can see , he is not in the race .Time to put him some where safe so he does not come to any harm. I on the other hand have won. End of.


Ray

[Dark Knight]

Dear Ray
I am being seen by nursey every day and she assures me I am perfectly sane and the winner of this debacle
she has read this topic and conluded you are delusional nutters who cannot accept reality?
which is an accurate description of your efforts


and as you can see you end of is not quite the final curtain you hoped it would be.............delusional

[Silver_Shiney]

I am being seen by nursey every day

Kev, is there something about you and my daughter you want to tell me?

[Dark Knight]

Nope.....

[Ray B]

NURSE it's now become urgent as you can see , send them in as quick as you can, I think there is not much time. I will resume my position as the winner.

( I do think we are all in need of the men in white)

Ray

[Dark Knight]

Ray
I will ring them for you, as you are beyong help, you will be thinking you are Napoleon or some such next...

[Ray B]

Phuf, Phuf, whats the man talking about Jones

[Dark Knight]

yep
they are on their way

[Not so ancient mariner]

They don't like it up'em Mr Mainwaring!

[welshynurse]

Good morning lovely people, seems I have a headstart on everyone this morning. No Saturday morning lie in for me!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning WN. Sad to say your lead was short lasting, but enjoy your - no doubt well earned - lie in.

[Silver_Shiney]

Gruntings

[qbman1]

Another heavy night SS ?

[Silver_Shiney]

zzzz...............

[Not so ancient mariner]

QB. You might think that, I could not possibly comment.

[Silver_Shiney]

There should be a law banning 0700 on a Saturday morning (unless, of course, departing for a cruise)

[Not so ancient mariner]

Your clock would appear to be somewhat slow. Your 'Gruntings' (lovely word!) comment didn't appear until nearly nine o'clock!

[Ray B]

What a cracking day so far , not a cloud in the sky (yet) so just popped in to see if I have still won, yep looks like it. All is at peace with the world then.

Ray

[HK phooey]

Morning losers. I see the old furball is pulling a bit of overtime - must be having a bad run at the bingo

[qbman1]

Not so much of the "old" you Island Barrow Boy ! Just doing my three-weekly Saturday morning stint then back to cook, clean, dig, plant, wash et al. No time for Bingo these days! Anyway, Mrs C is getting better day by day so I shall soon be able to hand back the household chores. Woman's Work, you know

[Silver_Shiney]

Your clock would appear to be somewhat slow. Your 'Gruntings' (lovely word!) comment didn't appear until nearly nine o'clock!

Some of us have been awake since 0700.... Wasn't able to get here until later