Last One to Post Wins

Unread post by **welshynurse** » 14 Apr 2013, 19:15

You are both wrong, it's me in the lead

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 14 Apr 2013, 19:18

obviously the drugs do work
dellusions of leadership...mmm

14 Apr 2013, 21:38

There seems to be an epidemic of it at present!

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 09:41

Morning girles. When do you think I ought to start packing me bits and pieces for tomorrow?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 09:43

how long doe sit take to pack a shell suit, some fags,string vest and cans of white lightning cider

Chavs on tour or what

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 10:13

We've got to make sure we have his and hers mathcing shell suits, silly !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 10:40

i thought you had them anyway, being the uberchav , that you are

oh and don't forget you bingo dibber, and your ripped jeans for formnal night

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 10:44

Just off to Peacocks for a bit of last-minute holiday shopping !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 10:48

behave: it is primark and matalan for you

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 11:10

Can I borrow your Ma-alan card then please?

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 11:11

i have a harrods one, but I doubt they would have anything you would err need

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 13:30

I'll have you know, I have an 'Arrods 'Amper delivered every Friday. I am just dumbing down my persona for the Azura trip !! I've still time for a trip to the tattoo parlour - what do you think the most appropraite piercing would be ? Oh, yes, and what is the current trend in replica footy shirts ?

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 15 Apr 2013, 15:39

254 pages of utter drivel, with the bat and the cat being the main perpetrators and what's it all been for? I'm still the winner

Have a wonderful cruise you old furball - do they do bingo on a weekender?

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 15:41

Nothing so upmarket as bingo on Azura. I'm hoping for a knobbly knees contest by the Olympic Sized Swimming Pool and a Glamorous Granny competition !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:13

you might win both of them weirdo

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:17

Since you're not coming, that cuts out most of the competition !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:25

far too down market for me
3000-odd chavs all trying to drown in beer, peeing in the pools, fighting and sha**ing anything with a pulse
i will stick to more upmarket lines, ta ever so
you are welcome to it

mon chavito

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:28

Looks like the cruise report might make interesting reading then !

P.S. do they really have to have a pulse ?

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:32

Right, I'm off. Have fun Cubie and I for one don't think you're a chav. However, you are a deluded flower arranging bingo lover that would have the shirt of a poor student's back

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:34

looking at some of the passengers , i last saw on Azura, probably not, but it is considered polite to check first

i am sure you will fit right in

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:34

Thanks Floosie. I'll wave as the floating conga passes you tomorrow night

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:36

have you got your hand gel? and penicillin tablets
noro virus will be the least of your worries

Unread post by **qbman1** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:40

Your concern is most comforting. I promise I will be careful what I touch !

Off now - see you Friday

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 15 Apr 2013, 16:46

enjoy your self moggie

bon voyage

15 Apr 2013, 20:31

Evenin' all...I am back to reclaim the lead.

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