Last One to Post Wins

[Jan Rosser]

And the weather forecast from here is cloudy but brightening - ideal gardening weather

Or watching someone else gardening weather!

I've got a new "toy" to play with Merv - just purchased a new lawnmower - cordless (no more cutting cables - oops) so going to try it out. Bit sad really but that's what lockdown has done to us - the little things please us these days

[Manoverboard]

Percy Thrower does ours. Barry Bucknell hangs the wallpaper, and Fanny and Johnny are in the kitchen.

Sounds messy to me ... just saying

[Stephen]

And the weather forecast from here is cloudy but brightening - ideal gardening weather

Or watching someone else gardening weather!

I've got a new "toy" to play with Merv - just purchased a new lawnmower - cordless (no more cutting cables - oops) so going to try it out. Bit sad really but that's what lockdown has done to us - the little things please us these days

Does it come with a spare power pack Jan or do the instructions promise you can cut a half acre field on one charge

[Jan Rosser]

Or watching someone else gardening weather!

I've got a new "toy" to play with Merv - just purchased a new lawnmower - cordless (no more cutting cables - oops) so going to try it out. Bit sad really but that's what lockdown has done to us - the little things please us these days

Does it come with a spare power pack Jan or do the instructions promise you can cut a half acre field on one charge

No spare battery Stephen but not big lawns to cut - charged up pretty quickly so I'll give it a go - there's always tomorrow

[Bensham33]

My piece of seaweed got it wrong. The weather here is very cloudy, no sun, but it is dry. Time for a new piece of seaweed I think.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And the weather forecast from here is cloudy but brightening - ideal gardening weather

Or watching someone else gardening weather!

I've got a new "toy" to play with Merv - just purchased a new lawnmower - cordless (no more cutting cables - oops) so going to try it out. Bit sad really but that's what lockdown has done to us - the little things please us these days

Sounds like a good buy. We've chomped a cable or two. We can only mow 6 feet from the power socket now. And year's ago when I was still working but Trish had retired she chomped a toe too! Did you know the NHS actually refer to it as Flymo Toe? A bit unfair as ours was a Black and Decker.

[Stephen]

You can’t beat the old Cobra Briggs & Stratton self driven mower with roller for the stripes

[towny44]

My Bosch puts nice stripes on the lawn.

[Mervyn and Trish]

But does it hoover up the toe nails and blood?

[towny44]

But does it hoover up the toe nails and blood?

It has the grass box at the back, so as long as you walk behind it, it's a bit difficult for it to chew up your toes.

[Stephen]

Wear proper footwear. Flip flops don’t cut it.........or do they?

[towny44]

In the height of summer I have been known to wear shorts and an old pair of sandals when cutting the grass. However this might be the last year for grass cutting, we are planning to downsize and about to put in an offer on an apartment. So our only gardening in future will be balcony plant pots.

[Stephen]

In the height of summer I have been known to wear shorts and an old pair of sandals when cutting the grass. However this might be the last year for grass cutting, we are planning to downsize and about to put in an offer on an apartment. So our only gardening in future will be balcony plant pots.

Are you moving far John

[towny44]

In the height of summer I have been known to wear shorts and an old pair of sandals when cutting the grass. However this might be the last year for grass cutting, we are planning to downsize and about to put in an offer on an apartment. So our only gardening in future will be balcony plant pots.

Are you moving far John

No, if all goes to plan only about half a mile and 100ft lower.

[Stephen]

Phew, I was panicking there for a moment

[Manoverboard]

It's cheaper to hire a gardener from time to timre ... just saying

[Bensham33]

I'm watching the football.

[towny44]

It's cheaper to hire a gardener from time to timre ... just saying

We currently do, doesn't everyone???

[Manoverboard]

It's cheaper to hire a gardener from time to timre ... just saying

We currently do, doesn't everyone???

Well, yes, as far as I know.

[Stephen]

Only if you decrepit, lazy or rich.

I’m neither.....Yet

[Mervyn and Trish]

I certainly don't pay Trish. I got her furloughed.

[Bensham33]

I've been trying all morning to ring P & O. I wanted to find out how much these round UK cruises are. Can't get through on the phone can't get on the web site. I've given up.

[Stephen]

More chance of winning the jackpot than getting any contact with P&O.

Have you tried emailing reservations Merv. You will get a reply.........some time this year.

reservations@emails.pocruises.com

[Manoverboard]

More chance of winning the jackpot than getting any contact with P&O.

Have you tried emailing reservations Merv. You will get a reply.........some time this year.

reservations@emails.pocruises.com

They all look the same don't they ...

I've been trying all morning to ring P & O. I wanted to find out how much these round UK cruises are. Can't get through on the phone can't get on the web site. I've given up.

Say Hello to Stephen, Paul, but tell him your middle name is Merv

[Stephen]

More chance of winning the jackpot than getting any contact with P&O.

Have you tried emailing reservations Merv. You will get a reply.........some time this year.

reservations@emails.pocruises.com

They all look the same don't they ...

I've been trying all morning to ring P & O. I wanted to find out how much these round UK cruises are. Can't get through on the phone can't get on the web site. I've given up.

Say Hello to Stephen, Paul, but tell him your middle name is Merv

..........what am I. Answers on a post card