Last One to Post Wins

[The Tinker]

go and have a lie down now then notso as I am back to reclaim the lead

[Not so ancient mariner]

but not for very long........

[The Tinker]

Morning my fellow losers

[Dark Knight]

whilst Tinker chats to her losers clob
I will take the lead and show them all a clean pair of heels


do try to keep up

[welshynurse]

Happy lunchtime everyone
Looks like I'm in the lead again then

[Ray B]

No nursey you are not, wow look at Tinker and the Bat trying to take Shineys spot at sparrows.

Ray

[Dark Knight]

afternoon keepy uppies

please try to put up a spirited challenge to my undisputed leadership of this debacle

thank you

[welshynurse]

Undisputed? 'Fraid not

[Dark Knight]

tis ever so , oh nursey of the valleys

and no amount of protestation will change the outcome of this panto

[The Tinker]

time for me to take over again and you DK must have your lie down (shame you couldnt be tied down at the same time)

[Dark Knight]

dearest Tinker

what Ido in my private life, will remain so

[Ray B]

and so it should be, looser.

Ray

[Not so ancient mariner]

and now my friend, you are one too!

[Dark Knight]

Normal service has been resumed
with me leading and you rabble trying to keep up

[Not so ancient mariner]

and overtake...........which really isn't that difficult.

[Dark Knight]

no : but staying in front is an art

which you have not yet mastered and it looks like it may take some time before you do, so whilst you are learning the basics, the victor will remain victorious...as usual

if you need help in how to keep up with the winer, please let me knwo and I will be happy to give you a few lessons at say oh £35 per hour

[Ray B]

Well done O dark one for thinking up your latest venture. I wish you every success in trying to teach the rabble how to keep up with me.


Ray

[Dark Knight]

Ray
lessons for keeping up with you are £0.15p per hour
Lessons to keep up with me are much more expensive as I am the victor

[Not so ancient mariner]

My father used to have one of those. Made by Vauxhall, I believe....

[Dark Knight]

on the cresta of a wave as I lead from the front
now corsa some of you will still try to win but I astra be straight , you have nova chance

[The Tinker]

Twinkle Twinkle my fellow stars

How I wonder where you all are

Up and out enjoying yourselves is your downfall

As I am the greatest Winner of them all

[Not so ancient mariner]

Fuuny, but you don't look like Cassius Clay/Mohammad Ali.

[HK phooey]

Hello all, still losing I see.

[Dark Knight]

yes you all are

hopeless the lot of ya

[HK phooey]

Batty, I agree they are a hopeless bunch, but alas you are one of them. I wonder if the old furball has managed to grab a granny yet.