Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

12 hours without any challenge to my victory

I therefore claim the prize, as there is sod all competition


Smuf: send the money please

[qbman1]

No chance of any prize until you can spell "Smurf" - dipstick !

[Dark Knight]

Dear Moggiechav
it is not a spelling bee, you muppet, it is last one to post which was me, so thrrrrppp to you
have you washed all the stains out of your shell suit and string vest?

[qbman1]

One has certain standards, even in a string vest and 2-tone purple shell suit. We don't want any of that lax spelling or txt spk round 'ere pal !

[Dark Knight]

I am frankly amazed you can spell, given your penchant for cheap booze cruises and shell suits

[qbman1]

I just happened to be at school the day they did spelling

[HK phooey]

Morning losers, what's afoot?

[Dark Knight]

about 12 inches
something with 5 toes

[qbman1]

What has a thumb, four fingers and drives a tractor ?

[HK phooey]

A farm hand, boom boom.

[Dark Knight]

Note to self
do not cruise with these people, they are Chavs and wombats

[qbman1]

...then there's the Judge with no thumbs called Just'is Fingers

[Dark Knight]

yep
Regent and Silversea here we come, even thomson would be upmarket from here

[HK phooey]

A man goes into a pub with a cat sitting on his head. The barman pulls him a pint and says,‘Look I don’t know if you know it but there’s a cat sitting on your head.’ ‘What of it?’ asks the man.‘I always wear a cat on my head on a Monday.’ ‘But today’s Tuesday,’ replies the barman. ‘Oh God.Is it?’ says the man. ‘I must look a right prat.’

[qbman1]

I'm still lobbying P&O to introduce the Glamorous Granny competition and a Knobbly Knees contest around the Olympic Sized Swimming Pool !!

[HK phooey]

How about naked bingo?

[qbman1]

I tried strip flower arranging once but had a bit of bother with the roses !

[Not so ancient mariner]

Just don't try it with a Venus Fly-trap!!

[Dark Knight]

even butlins is looking very upmarket if this is calibre of cruisers with PandO

[qbman1]

I shall be trading in my shell suit for tweeds and a deerstalker when I go to Iceland in July

[Dark Knight]

and you will still look a p***ock, you cannot polish a t*rd, only roll it in glitter and hope some of it sticks

[qbman1]

You say the sweetest things.....

[Dark Knight]

I do try to chivvy people up with my deft posting and light touch on here
Hopefully it helps to give people perspective and cheer up their other wise dull grey lives

[qbman1]

Are you back at work yet....... or still swinging the lead ?

[Dark Knight]

Back at work next week , but limited in the amount of driving I can do, hopefully back to normal in a couple of weeks, then I will be on holiday when we move house