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Unread post by **qbman1** » 23 Apr 2013, 14:39

Light duties then - can you still stir a cup of tea?

You will really miss Loose Women and David Dickinson after all this time

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 23 Apr 2013, 14:50

To be honest I have had enough now and want to get back to work
7 weeks off sounds great but it is bloody boring

Unread post by **qbman1** » 23 Apr 2013, 14:59

I see your point - Mrs C was climbing the walls after 6 weeks out of action after her hip-hop. I am sure there must be a world shortage of plastic without your contribution to the global market

23 Apr 2013, 19:01

No plastic here - 100% titanium alloy

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 08:12

Morning slackers

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 09:09

Don't forget me - one of the working minority !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 09:30

Aww QB I know it is an old joke but everytime you say, you are "working" it does make me laugh

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 09:35

Don't laugh too much - you'll burst your stitches !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 09:41

no stitches now, just scars

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 10:00

Bet you're a bundle of fun down the pub - "ere, mate, 'ave you seen me operation scars?"!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 10:52

given where the scars are, I doubt I would be giving a show and tell

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 12:53

I am sure that news will come as a great relief to the Underbelly of Derby

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 12:58

I wouldn't know, but the landed gentry and the great and the good have been very supportive, during my time off

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 13:05

Oh, I'm sure the Duke has been round regularly to mop your fevered brow !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 13:16

if twice counts as regularly , then yes

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 13:24

All that forelock-tugging....life must be tough for you privileged few

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 13:33

could be worse, booze cruises on floating blocks of flats with 3000 chavs, springs to mind

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 13:43

Ah, but don't forget I have now been promoted to the Premier League - 2 weeks to Iceland on Arcadia with 1,800 moaning goldies !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 13:46

mmm not sure that's promotion, more like the coffin dodgers last huurrah

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 15:15

If you ain't tried it...don't knock it !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 15:25

I haven't tried self mutilation, but I don't fancy that either

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 Apr 2013, 15:27

No need to even think about self-mutilation on Arcadia - you automatically get flagellated by the hoardes of mobility scooters whipping past in the corridors and lifts

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 Apr 2013, 15:29

mmm sounds divine, except for all those old people all wandering about thinking they are in Waitrose

24 Apr 2013, 18:56

While you lot are arguing about whipping boys, and feeling cut up about Waitrose customers on Arcadia, I will quietly slip into the lead.

Unread post by **Ray B** » 24 Apr 2013, 19:43

Not quiet enough Mariner.

Ray

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