Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

Morning all, tis nearly the weekend for the workers and just another day on the sofa for me
Today is my last day of recouperation at home, so it back to work Monday

[qbman1]

You must have bed sores from all that lounging about - what time does the District Nurse come a calling ?

[Dark Knight]

no bed sores, bored to tears though, nursey visits down to twice a week now

[qbman1]

What time's she coming? I'll be round !!

[Dark Knight]

5.00pm Monday, shame you will be "working"

[qbman1]

I thought you were back on the job on Monday. Knocking off early on your first day back ?

[Dark Knight]

early start :early finish
7.30 till 4.30 aint bad for first day back

[qbman1]

I have no doubt that Ms Summers will be delighted to see you back !!

[Dark Knight]

they have stocked up on batteries awaiting my return and the housewives in my locale are eagerly awaiting my visits

[qbman1]

I can just see you in your crumpled linen suit with your battered brown leather case, up and down the terraced streets of Derby on the knock with the bored housewives in their Matalan polyester lingerie twitching the curtains, impatiently waiting their turn....!

[Dark Knight]

have you seen my job description?

[HK phooey]

Ok, dry your tears losers, I am here

[Dark Knight]

tears of laughter at your woeful effort

[qbman1]

I frequently shed a tear at the thought of all those poor holidaymakers being ripped off at the Palace of Tat

[Mrs007]

Helloooo!

Seems like a new leader is called for............ME!

[Dark Knight]

The TAT emporium is not doing well, due to lack of Germans and sky high prices for cheap trinkets.
even HK's best sales pitch of "Oi if you touch it you buy it" , has not been much of money spinner
I would predict a lean summer on convict island

[qbman1]

Helloooo!

Seems like a new leader is called for............ME!

I can't deny an injection of fresh blood is called for Nursie, just a shame that you are more used to shedding it of late !!

[HK phooey]

Don't be a git Batty. This morning I have had to endure 100 fascinating facts about driving a coach from a boring man from Crawley. He said to tell him if he was boring me, so I did, he laughed and carried on, and on, and on

[qbman1]

Customer service at its best !

[Dark Knight]

helps if you have customers to err service

[HK phooey]

He was in here for nearly an hour - did you know that a coach cannot exceed 62 mph and that they will never drop below the speed limit as it wastes fuel? He's lucky he got out of here alive

[Mrs007]

Injuries mostly blood free cubie, just not fracture free

[Mrs007]

Did he buy anything HK after chewing your ear off for an hour?

[qbman1]

Best not to talk about things medical whilst Floosie is around or she will go off on another one !

[Dark Knight]

at least it stops her harping on about Germans and TAT