Last One to Post Wins

[Mrs007]

Oooh I love hearing about her......"did I tell you about the time" reminiscences.

[HK phooey]

Dot, he spent £7.99 on a small clock. Unfortunately this led on to him telling me about the eleven different clocks he has at home.
Cubie, did I ever tell you about the time my Caesarean scar burst open?

[qbman1]

Did he buy anything HK after chewing your ear off for an hour?

You're 'avin' a giraffe Nursie ! Have you seen the stuff they sell ?

[qbman1]

Cubie, did I ever tell you about the time my Caesarean scar burst open?

Can it wait until I've had me curried egg sandwich ?

[Dark Knight]

£7.99 per hour, is that about minimum wage these days, i didn't realise convicts got paid so much working in the prison shop

[qbman1]

£7.99 per hour, is that about minimum wage these days, i didn't realise convicts got paid so much working in the prison shop

They're just happy to work there - it teaches them how to rip off the gullible once they get released back into the wild

[Mrs007]

I would have thought a clock and a keyring at least!

[HK phooey]

Well Cubie, what happened was.. the midwife took my stitches out, then I picked my daughter up out of her cot and it all burst open! Paul said it was the worst wound he had ever seen on someone who was still alive

[HK phooey]

My friend was due round for lunch though so I stuck a dressing on it and carried on.

[Mrs007]

Sounds like something out of "Alien"

[Dark Knight]

what!!!!!
you mean there is a chace HK could make it to the mainland, jeez property prices will plummet

[qbman1]

what!!!!!
you mean there is a chace HK could make it to the mainland, jeez property prices will plummet

Don't worry, there are measures in place - like snipers at all the ferry terminals

[Dark Knight]

phew thats a relief, as I am buying a new house and would hate to lose money due to incoming migrants making the place scruffy

[qbman1]

Apparently there's a long waiting list on the IOW of people wanting to get into Bulgaria and Romania when they open the borders

[Dark Knight]

Well i can imagine, it will be like winning the lottery for the prison isle inmates, I believe they have running hot and cold water and electricity in Romania, a huge step up for the crims

[HK phooey]

Yes, yes very funny Little and Large. Now, who wants to hear about the time I fainted at my mother in law's, hit my head on her sewing table and redecorated the wall with my blood?

[qbman1]

Did you survive ?

[HK phooey]

Unfortunately not Cubie

[qbman1]

Unfortunately not Cubie

Poor lamb - condolences to your family

[Mrs007]

You have been in the wars

[qbman1]

Per-leeease - don't encourage her

[Mrs007]

Shouldn't that be a purr-leeeease?

[qbman1]

Everyone's a comedian these days !

[Mrs007]

Well it's been fun, I'll leave you all once again in the lead, ta ta for now!

[qbman1]

Have the nice young men in the white coats come a calling again Nursie ?