Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

we are now planning our visits to the east coast resorts, if there are any? we will also be attending Knight classes to speak the weird lingo that passes for English up there, as google translate was flumoxed by some of the words I asked it to translate

[The Tinker]

Learn to Speak Hull

Surfer (Posh name for a settee)
Merce curd (Obsolete radio communications)
draa waa waane (The opposite of sweet white wine)
Mama mia (Here I am Mother)
Myrrh-bile (My other telephone)
Me lickle perny (A toy horse)
A terld-a-merl ( I informed everyone)
Perch deg (A snack, usually on terst)
Spurts clairs (Garments worn by athletes)
Meolidiz (My annual vacation)
Yerolidiz (Your annual vacation)
Erk (A type of wood)
Yer sir slur (You are not very quick)
Rail smerl ( Not very big)
Burla cherries ("Life is just a................")
Rerm (Capital of Italy)
Kirk-a-curler (A fizzy drink, usually served curled)
Burn idol (Extreme laziness)
Bains out larkin' (The children are out playing)
Gunna snerr (Winter weather expected)
Rerd rage (Disgruntled drivers)
Perm (A composition in verse)
Yer mammal ner (Your Mother will have the information)
The Nerth Pearl (The most northerly point on Earth)
Erm Sweet Erm (One's place of residence)
Oi! Gerreer! (Please come hither)
Nerz kern (The pointed end of a rocket)
Fern Curls (Telecommunications/ a phonecall)
The Perp (Head of the Catholic Church)
Yer jerkin' (I don't believe you)
Lerds 'n lerds (Plenty)
British Erm Stairs (Well known department store)
Pearls (People from Poland)
Err nerr! (An expression of dismay)
Goin' on rerd (Going shopping)
Gorra curled (I have the sniffles)
Am mafted (I'm hot)
Am nithered to the bern (I'm cold)
E's ard on, bless 'im (This poor man is asleep)
Dirt bisser mern-jee (Try and be a little more enthusiastic please)
Worlds (Small hills just outside Hull Enjoy your new pad - as I am closer to the Winning Ceremony location, you now have no chance of winning

[Dark Knight]

i will stick to the Queens english and educate the Yorkies, whilst I spend my prize money on a coffee and cake in Costa

[Not so ancient mariner]

Aren't you glad that Yorkie Bars are made in York, and not in Goole!

[Dark Knight]

NSAM
i have never given it a nanoseconds thought

[The Tinker]

Very funny notso - DK you obviously need to change your sense of humour for your new way of life up north! ROFLMAO

[Dark Knight]

mmmm maybe we better think again if goolie bars are the zenith of Yorky humour



he he he

[Not so ancient mariner]

They also have their own online auction site - a spin-off from the better known global one.

See: http://www.dslreports.com/r0/download/1 ... /yebay.jpg

[qbman1]

Here I am - looks like I haven't missed much !!

[Mrs007]

A quick HI and BYE as I'm off to Physio, just wanted to say welcome back to emjay and glad that she's safely made it over here.......TOODLES!

[qbman1]

Right, that's quite long enough in the lead, Nursie. My turn now.

[Dark Knight]

et tu furryballs

[qbman1]

How was first day back then ? Hope they were gentle with you

[Dark Knight]

Well...........
an hours conference call with the boss
457 e mails to crawl through
89 spam e mails to delete
4 hours resetting my laptop as every password had expired and 2 databases has vanished
lunch hour spent in next with Lady D, chosing new furniture for the house, current running total 3 grand-ish
and i still have f*******g left the office
5.00pm visit to nurse

oh yes it has been a soddin delight

[qbman1]

Welcome back to the real world. Loose Women wasn't so bad after all, was it....!

[Dark Knight]

Never watch daytime telly
but the appeal of being at home is growing stronger, may ask for another sicknote

[qbman1]

Isn't it a "well-note" now ?

[Dark Knight]

no idea? I will find out tonight, after nursey's tender administrations

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evenin' all!

[Dark Knight]

Mornin' all

[qbman1]

The level of conversation and wit on here lately just astounds me !

[Dark Knight]

yes QB your contribution is stellar

[qbman1]

Well, I generally manage a bit more than "Evenin all" and "Mornin all"

[Dark Knight]

quality not quantity
style over substance

etc etc

[qbman1]

Speaking of quality - did Nursie do her stuff to your complete satisfaction last night ?