Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

yep, just one more vist later this week and then I am fit to be released back into society

[qbman1]

...back into the wild, more like.

[Dark Knight]

i have a couple more weeks of limited driving, just to make sure all is well, but after that I will be back to as near normal as it is possible for me to get..............

[HK phooey]

Afternoon wastrels, just having a quick break to take the lead here.

[Dark Knight]

a break from what...breaking rocks

[qbman1]

don't forget sewing mailbags

[Dark Knight]

and making number plates

no wonder HK never makes any money selling tat like that

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evenin' all!!

[The Tinker]

Lovely evening to be winning

[Dark Knight]

err how would you know

[Not so ancient mariner]

I might ask you the same question........

[Dark Knight]

err coz i have won.......................simples really

[The Tinker]

Wrong again DK - not so simples

[Dark Knight]

I am sure it is

I have won........end of

[Not so ancient mariner]

not so! Anyhow good morning to all wannabees on the list; - be they bats, cats, giants, little ones, ladies, gents, or those who aren't entirely sure.

[Ray B]

Do you keep a trying boy, let me show you how it's done.

Ray

[qbman1]

"Hooray, hooray, the first of May....outdoor sex begins today"

Morning my loyal subjects

[Dark Knight]

Morning Furryballs

will be you be at like rabbits then , now it is May?
could I also suggest you inform people of where you outdoor gymnastics will take..................so we can be elsewhere

[qbman1]

Not me personally, you dipstick. I just wanted to start the month with a traditional rural adage....

[Dark Knight]

I did think you were being a bit optimistic, given Mrs Qb's hip-hop and your advanced years

either that or you had joined the doggin fraternity

[qbman1]

....either that or you had joined the doggin fraternity

I leave that to you and the BFG !

[Dark Knight]

he has taken on the persona of an amourous puppy intend on forming a relationship with my leg
I found with our dogs that a sharp rap on the nose with a rolled up Daily Mail , soon stops unwanted advanced
perhaps I should adopt this approach?

[qbman1]

So long as you don't start reading said Daily Mail....or you might end up agreeing with him !!

[Dark Knight]

The Daily Mail , is only to be used for pest control

[qbman1]

It does have its uses - it's quite good for posting contentious articles to start off a good row on here !