Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

I was lovely to you when your bum was playing you up!

[qbman1]

I can't watch !

[Dark Knight]

Guffaw..........

just one small prick and it will all be over

[qbman1]

You called....?

[Dark Knight]

not you, ya p***ock

[qbman1]

Aaah - peace returns to Fantasy Island !

[Dark Knight]

Da Plane
Da plane
Mr Rourke

[qbman1]

I keep telling you that you watch far too much telly !

[Dark Knight]

oh come on don't tell me you remember that?

[qbman1]

Truth to tell, I never watched it - I was probably glued to Baywatch !

[Dark Knight]

it was way before Baywatch, late 70's I think?

[Not so ancient mariner]

Evenin' all!

[Dark Knight]

NSAM
I thought you were plod then, nearly wet meself

[Not so ancient mariner]

A sign of a guilty conscience perchance?

[Dark Knight]

mis spent youth

[Not so ancient mariner]

yes, the rattling of skeletons within the cupboard can be disconcerting...

[Dark Knight]

its no problem, I know where they are all buried

[Not so ancient mariner]

a word in the right ear(s) could get your garden dug over for you, if you need it doing before you move.

[Dark Knight]

3 dogs eat a lot of meat and bones

[HK phooey]

Fantasy Island? You lowbrow losers! I only have the tele for the news and wildlife documentaries myself .

[Dark Knight]

that's all you allowed to watch......convict

[Not so ancient mariner]

Do they have digital there yet?

[Dark Knight]

they don't even have colour on the convict isle, let alone digital, they are still watching stuff from the 50's

[Not so ancient mariner]

I thought 'Jailbreak' was more recent than that.

[qbman1]

They're all tucked up for the 7pm curfew with their crystal sets

Morning also-rans