Last One to Post Wins

[Bensham33]

Wrong game

[Mervyn and Trish]

Well you're on a lead, I'm in the lead. Ho ho.

[Stephen]

Woof. .

[Mervyn and Trish]

Down boy

[Bensham33]

Fetch this

[Ray B]

to 'fetch this' we will need a full description of said 'this' to be able to retrieve it for you Bensham.

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's the blue one with the tassles

[Bensham33]

Ray..... It's usually made of wood and found on the forest floor. Often used for kindling by people with wood burners

[Mervyn and Trish]

Who are these scoundrels?

[Stephen]

Moby. .

[Manoverboard]

Not me ... forest wood is very wet and environmentally unfriendly

[Mervyn and Trish]

We burn gas. It is delivered nice and dry.

[Ray B]

Could have been a ball or frizby, just saying.
Oh, could have been a bone.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Are Vegan dogs allowed bones?

[Bensham33]

Do vegan dogs eat dog food?

[Mervyn and Trish]

Do vegans eat food?

[Ray B]

Walking around a garden center last week, in the pet section, they had bags of pigs ears, to Mrs B I said "look at them, we've had loads of them as tapas in Spain and they are going to be given to dogs I assume" . You don't often see them on offer at the Butchers.

[Bensham33]

I just about remember my old nan roasting a whole pigs head, with an apple in its mouth. Apparently they used to eat them a lot during the war. Their brains were used to make the gravy (the pigs brain, not me nan). My old Mum used to say that the was the only animal you could eat the whole of.

[Stephen]

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[Bensham33]

I know. .

[Ray B]

Your mum was correct Bensham, as a tasty treat next time in Spain head to a traditional Tapas bar and you may savour the pigs testicles, very nice they are too.

[Stephen]

What a load of boll*cks.

[Ray B]

Dip in egg roll in breadcrumb fry. Yummy yummy.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Pass mine this way please

[Stephen]

Pass the bucket