Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

No loitering please. Move along now

[Mervyn and Trish]

Morning Pop Pickers. Not arf.

[towny44]

Morning Pop Pickers. Not arf.

This fluff Freeman fetish is worrying, does Trish know you might be bisexual?

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm non-binary this week. Next week I'm decimal.
I've decided on my personal pronouns. You may call me Sir.

[Ray B]

I am not going to reply to the above, in case the PC/woke police come after me.

[Stephen]

Woke.

What the hell does it mean.

[Ray B]

I don't know but it sounds important.

[Mervyn and Trish]

The latest woke bollocks is new guidance to doctors to use gender neutral language. Well I had treatment for Prostate Cancer. If you get that you're a bloke. Whatever you identify as. All this nonsense is to be inclusive of 0.1% of the population who need to have a look down their pants to make their minds up, and they don't care if they upset the other 99.9%. The world's houng to hell in a handcart. And if that's transphobic then cancel me! (I believe is the term)

[Happydays]

Merv, that's so funny completely agree with you1

[Jan Rosser]

Love it Merv - “we” completely agree with you - the world’s gone crazy

[Mervyn and Trish]

If only smell check hadn't changed "going" to "houng", whatever that means, in the penultimate line!

[Stephen]

David’s getting posh, having smell check installed. I’d better ease up on the pickled onions.

[Ray B]

That's a good sentence. In two and a bit lines it went from someone going posh, installing a smell check to to a decision to ease up on the consumption of onions.

[Mervyn and Trish]

As I once wrote in an article, "you should never thrust a smell checker".

This was after I wrote another article about a "public event" that the publisher's smell checker changed to a "pubic event".

Similarly a local paper when I was working in Northamptonshire reported on Princess Diana making a "pubic appearance". I covered the event for BBC Radio Northampton and can say with some confidence that she didn't.

[Stephen]

That's a good sentence. In two and a bit lines it went from someone going posh, installing a smell check to to a decision to ease up on the consumption of onions.

It’s a gift

[Ray B]

Just popped in but something is not correct.
It is now.

[Stephen]

Your correct.

[towny44]

No I think I might be correct as usual!!!!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'll lead while you all argue

[Ray B]

I agree with you Mervyn.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You're the only one who ever does....

[Stephen]

He’s after something. Probably want to play with your stylus

[Ray B]

Can not beat a bit of vinyl

[Mervyn and Trish]

I heard someone mentioned on the radio this week who said they got married in October 1989. That meant they had been married for 33 and 1/3 years. So they reckoned it was their vinyl anniversary.

[Manoverboard]

Will their 78th be an Elpey or a Platter anniversary ?