Last One to Post Wins

[Ray B]

Are you saying you shared the drink with your daughter?

[Stephen]

I bet she paid as well

[Mervyn and Trish]

Funnily enough (do sit down) I bought the first round, and would have bought the second but she insisted.

[Stephen]

DOn't do that. I nearly had a Sean Connery

[Mervyn and Trish]

Do you need me to buy you a drink to steady your nerves?

Oh sorry, there you go again.....

[Stephen]

If you care to pop along to Ventura this July I’m sure the barman will gladly take my order …..on your card

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm washing my hair in July

[Stephen]

I thought you normally sent it away.

[Ray B]

I used to dislike my hair, but now it's growing on me.

[Stephen]

Hair fair enough

[Mervyn and Trish]

Not a redhead then?

[Stephen]

Good Morning All

Here we go again.

[Ray B]

Indeed it is. Just been looking at my solar panel meter, in the past 12 months I've saved 4.7 tons of Co2. (walking away with a smug smile) Don't you just love your bit to save the planet.

[Manoverboard]

4.7 tons eh ... what are you going to do with it and where do you keep it I wonder ?

[Stephen]

Just had first of six B12 loading injections.

Are they supposed to ask you to bend over . I thought they went in your arm

[Mervyn and Trish]

Maybe arm was one if those predictive text errors?

[Ray B]

Maybe they mistook OLs arm still sticking out.

[Stephen]

Feels like winter has returned today.

[paultheagle]

Good evening.

[towny44]

Good night.

[Stephen]

Good moaning.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I was just pissing by the door

[Stephen]

Drunk again or is your loo out of order

[Ray B]

The poor man (?) may have a bladder problem.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Allo allo?