Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

your posts dont count on here mervyn - so dont bother posting.

Wondered why it was stuck. Who do I complain to?

[The Tinker]

tell smurfy you dont like it as he thinks it will dissuade you from posting here so he has a better chance of winning (in his dreams)

[xmaslisa]

Ha ha!!! I is back!!! 233 days til Xmas

[The Tinker]

Hey - how ya doing stranger! No need to hurry back as I am the winner

[welshynurse]

Nice to see you back, I'm still winnig though

[Not so ancient mariner]

All the usual suspects are around, but no sounds from the bat cave. Is he heading north towards premiership football this weekend?

[Dark Knight]

Jeez you lot really do need to get a life
I have had a lovley weekend and had much more interesting things to do than post on here
If you need any help getting a life, then please post a thread on it ,as I am sure there are many folk on here who would only be too happy to tell you how exciting their lives are



BTW do not have a plasma as they are for common oiks and people with too many benefits

[qbman1]

It's OK, you can stop worrying - I'm here now

[Dark Knight]

oooh be still my beating heart, flowerchav has arrived

[qbman1]

As it happens, we are back on the flower demo circuit tonight following a break for Mrs C's hip-hop. Hope she can still move by 7:30 tonight! At least it is fairly close to home - only 10 miles or so in a village near Brackley

[Mariner Mike]

Didn't think Derby was in the north or are we talking North of Watford Gap

[qbman1]

Anything beyond Coventry is "Oop Norf"

[Dark Knight]

flowerchav

Derby is in the midlands, the clue is the name, MID and Coventry is darn sarf

[qbman1]

"North Midlands" - and that's stretching a point

[Dark Knight]

East Midlands if you really want to be a pedant................. but still MIDlands muppet

[The Tinker]

Oh well - the greatest achievers live in the south

[Dark Knight]

or the biggest most gulible mugs, who pay stupid prices fo reverything, coz they think they are posh and the sarf is something special, one good thing is that all the silly buggers are in one place and not messing up the North for the more descerning folk

[qbman1]

....like the ones who eat at Wetherspoons ?

[Dark Knight]

Do they do food as well as beer , these days?

[qbman1]

Not in a recognisable form

[Dark Knight]

we have one in town, never eaten there, why would you??

[qbman1]

Cheap? Too pissed to know better? McDonalds too posh?

Buggered if I know

[Dark Knight]

Ah Well
I have been told by HR that I have 33 days holiday left and best get on and use some up???

[The Tinker]

hey - come down south then and investigate our caves - the bat famille will love it.

[Mariner Mike]

The only good reason I can think of to come SOUTH for a holiday would be to Southampton overnight before a cruise!!!

From the dark, satanic hills OOP NORTH!!