Last One to Post Wins

[xmaslisa]

Good thanks tinks! U? Can't believe u lot have been at it since jan without me

[The Tinker]

Have missed u - but not the countdown lol

[Not so ancient mariner]

Mornin' all! Just to reclaim my rightful place..................

[Dark Knight]

Morning peeps and peepettes
now I appreciate your enthusiasm and you attempts to win etc, but it is time to face facts, you rabble have lost, I have won ............end of

Tinker: for the price of a hovel ,darn sarf, i can buy a huge bat cave ooop norf, mayhaps this is why all the clever folk live there and not in the overpriced south

[Mariner Mike]

Sorry no can do... I've not long found this so I'm not ready to give up yet... even if you are moving to the North!!

[Dark Knight]

Mike
I applaud your Johnny come lately fighting spirit, but it will avail you naught
as for moving North, it is more a case of back oop Norf, I am sure Hull is a similar lattitude to Burnley
Though we do speak proper in Burnley, not the tawng they us in Hull

[qbman1]

Here I am, flowers in my hair, back from enthralling the good people of Northamptonshire with Mrs Cubie's Flowers

[qbman1]

....and there's More...!

[Dark Knight]

Riveting, was she doing a funeral?

[qbman1]

Sorry, I forgot if it wasn't made of plastic you wouldn't understand

I'm sure the Jailbird from the Tat Shop and the assorted nurses will appreciate them

[Dark Knight]

oh so its a girlie thing , is that what you are saying?? a bit sexist that QB

[qbman1]

Well, I was the only bloke in the building last night, so you could well be right........

[Dark Knight]

do the mourners not object to you having free sarnies at the wake? if you are just hovering about?

[Stephen]

Mourning all

[qbman1]

Oh Stephen, your'e such a wit (sorry, may have mis-spelt the last word !)

[Dark Knight]

food time, today we are on a club sandwich, tres tasty

[qbman1]

I had to buy a prawn sandwich from Waitrose. I was a bit tatered after a late night with the flowers so didn't have time to make one this morning but I did have a big bowl of home-made gooseberry fool for afters. Had to clear out the freezer at the weekend to defrost

[Dark Knight]

late night Furry balls?, I thought the Horlicks lot would be in bed by 9.00pm?

[qbman1]

The bunfight finished at about 10 but by the time we had packed up, got home and unloaded, it was well past my bed time !

[Dark Knight]

Ahh, you need your sleep at your age burining the candle at one end takes it's toll

[qbman1]

I'll be burning a candle at your end if you don't behave !

[Dark Knight]

now, now, you are just grouchy due to lack of sleep, have a nap and come back refreshed and happy
miserable bloody moggie

[qbman1]

I think you're right - I almost fell asleep having me 'air cut in the poodle parlour down the road. Quiet night in with an Ovaltine tonight, although I really ought to be potting up me tomato plants and runner beans

[HK phooey]

Good afternoon losers and hello Lisa! Cubie, I nodded off during your flower show recital, was it more exciting than the bingo?

[Dark Knight]

sales must be slow, inmate 666 has decided to join us, must be a lack of gulible germans around