Foxy's Arvia Foray

[Mervyn and Trish]

You’ve missed a zero off the end of £1100.

I thought you lot oop norf didn’t have any money and lived off food banks. You could have fooled me, Ventura was plagued by them. I reckon 90% of the ship were walking around in flat caps.

That must have been formal nights.

[Onelife]

You’ve missed a zero off the end of £1100.

I thought you lot oop norf didn’t have any money and lived off food banks. You could have fooled me, Ventura was plagued by them. I reckon 90% of the ship were walking around in flat caps.

£11000 I’ll take my chances with you and the rest of the Riff Raff

[Stephen]

About time you raised your standards.

[Stephen]

You’ve missed a zero off the end of £1100.

I thought you lot oop norf didn’t have any money and lived off food banks. You could have fooled me, Ventura was plagued by them. I reckon 90% of the ship were walking around in flat caps.

That must have been formal nights.

No, formal nights they upped the anti and had a tattoo artist on the door. Saves handing out menus

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is that as well as the barcode forehead tattoos to replace cruise cards at check in?

[Stephen]

You’ve got it.

[towny44]

Princesses medallions have replaced cruise cards, and they have an "active" barcode that can locate you anywhere on the ship.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is that for everyone or just those out on probation?

Anyway surely the microchips in the Covid jabs do that too?

[Stephen]

I had my Covid jab yesterday. I wondered why the tv kept changing channels

[Meg 50]

I had my Covid jab yesterday. I wondered why the tv kept changing channels

I had mine on Tuesday - now I understand why my arm aches - it's full of chips!

[Mervyn and Trish]

I had my Covid jab yesterday. I wondered why the tv kept changing channels

In our case that would be the dog sitting on the remote....

[Stephen]

They saw me going as well…..very briskly

Which one are you looking at Merv for 2025.

I lied and reluctantly gave in under pressure and booked. Even booked a suite.