Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Not sweep the floors - wipe the floor with competition as I regain the lead

Sweeping, mopping....

Whatever MM !

[Romig1]

The buddha keyring from the forum tat-shop was bought for you...as the booby prize. As well you know. Not our fault you thought it was the real trophy and use it daily, with pride.

[qbman1]

Any boobies from the IOW are a source of constant pride....!

[HK phooey]

Your jealousy of the lovely Isle of Wight and my beautiful keyrings is very sad to see, still I will soon have the trophy to console me.

[qbman1]

I think you are somehow confusing "jealousy" with "ridicule" Floosie !

[HK phooey]

Furry pleb.

[qbman1]

If all else fails, turn to insults - that's the spirit. You having a slack sales day or something. Mind you, that's usual in the wonderful world of tat. Do you ever watch these "Hoarder" programmes on the telly and think "once that stuff was all mine before I sold it to some unsuspecting dope"?

[HK phooey]

You'll never get into the Chipping Norton set with that thuggish attitude Cubie. Best give up those aspirations and stick to a milk stout down the bingo hall with all the other grannies

[qbman1]

Au contraire, my little suger plum. Thuggery is de rigeur with my new best pals Dave, Jeremy, Becca and Charlie

[Dark Knight]

afternoon plebs, scrap sellers and floor sweepers

bow down before your liege lord and soddin behave

[qbman1]

Cor blimey, if it ain't the travelling marital aid seller returned

[Dark Knight]

marital aids? how 1950's
most modern thinking open minded folk call em sex toys, do keep up grandad

[qbman1]

Ooh, young man, wash your mouth out with soap and water !

[Mariner Mike]

The bat returns - I was beginning to think we were in for another nice quiet day of insults and abuse

[qbman1]

.....as opposed to noisy insults and abuse ?

[david63]

I believe that it is time that I re-exerted my authority and took up my rightful place here at the front!

[qbman1]

Sorry, but I have just re-read the small print and you are excluded from winning on several counts. ie, being small, being blue, being Plod...need I go on ?

[Mariner Mike]

.....as opposed to noisy insults and abuse ?

At least it saves wearing earplugs to slow down my race to the front.

[qbman1]

Do you get a lot of wind resistance from your ears then MM ?

[Mariner Mike]

Suffice it to say I was auditioned for Dumbo ... and it wasn't because of my low IQ

[Dark Knight]

ahh the powermonger has returned , I see
still not victorious though, that would be me

[david63]

Perhaps it would be, but, alas, it is not to be

[qbman1]

Bunch of dopes - everyone knows who the winner is..........

[welshynurse]

...me!

[Mariner Mike]

But only until a swift overtaking manoeuvre puts me back in front...