Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

I'm in one of my "live dangerously" moods. I have my soap box with me today !

[Dark Knight]

Morning oldie goldie to be and the rest of the nice people

now sod off as I have won

[qbman1]

Aw, bless Has Mummy's brave little soldier had a bad monring ?

[Dark Knight]

Nope
all good with loads of sales and more importantly , commission, from the rampant housewives of Mansfield
sales are buzzing along

[qbman1]

Good choice of venue. There can't be much else to do in Mansfield !

[Dark Knight]

next stop will be the sink estates near you

[qbman1]

Thought you were going to 'Ull. Plenty of bored housewives up there

[HK phooey]

Right, I haven't got time to hang around here playing with you saddos today so sod off I've won, ok? Oh and Batty, stop ringing me so early in the morning for sales tips, it's getting on me wick

[Manoverboard]

Nope
all good with loads of sales and more importantly , commission, from the rampant housewives of Mansfield
sales are buzzing along

I didn't realise that you worked for ' Cleaneasy ' ... had a brush with them once

This Topic is now Locked so I win

[qbman1]

Talk about abuse of power. That's two days running we've had Plod in here, trying to push their weight around.

Is there a forum ombudsman we can complain to ?!

[HK phooey]

Yes, that would be me Cubie. Put your complaint in writing please and enclose a cheque for £50 to cover admin expenses.

[qbman1]

I thought you weren't hanging around. I've got me belligerent head on today

[Dark Knight]

QB
Plod are here to make sure the stroppy tat seller behaves, apparently she has form for starting arguments in phone boxes and gobbin off when anyone mentions Bale the mercenary

so don't worry me and you are squeaky clean mate

[Not so ancient mariner]

but still not remotely close to winning

[Manoverboard]

The stroppy tat seller is safe, for now ... albeit only just

Sorry to have intruded, we wanted only to see if you were all playing nicely and if you had any useful information regarding the whereabouts of the elusive master of disguises.

ps ...

pps ... no idea though why my key didn't turn the lock

[Dark Knight]

last seen posting as an old blue fox or some such

[qbman1]

We need one of those water canons the fuzz are trying out

[Dark Knight]

or a very big stick !!!!

[qbman1]

Just show 'em yer bum, that'll put 'em off

[Mariner Mike]

How can you be so sure about the off putting effect of Batty's Bum

[qbman1]

T'internet has much to answer for !!

[Mariner Mike]

Wouldn't know the kids have blocked me from visiting that sort of site

[qbman1]

You're not missing much MM - once you've seen one..........!

[The Tinker]

See the level of conversation in here is riveting as usual (sex, sex and body parts) - make sure you all bow to me as you leave cos i have won.

[qbman1]

Just woken up then Tink ?