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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Onelife
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Went out and got drunk last night. I mean really drunk. First time in ages. Can’t remember much about what happened but I woke up in this filthy bedroom, clothes and underwear scattered everywhere, cheap and nasty wallpaper, with a huge, naked woman snoring next to me. So at least I got home OK
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Onelife
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All men like to think that they are marrying a nymphomaniac.
The problem is that after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac remains.
The problem is that after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac remains.
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Onelife
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Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: “Pierre, kiss me”.
So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
“What are you doing, Pierre?” shrieks Marie.
“Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!”
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: “Pierre,
kiss me lower.”
Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.
“Pierre, what are you doing” she says.
“My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!”
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre’s ear…“Pierre, kiss me lower.”
Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.
Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, “PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?”
“My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!”
So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie’s lips.
“What are you doing, Pierre?” shrieks Marie.
“Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!”
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: “Pierre,
kiss me lower.”
Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.
“Pierre, what are you doing” she says.
“My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!”
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre’s ear…“Pierre, kiss me lower.”
Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.
Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, “PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?”
“My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!”
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Onelife
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This one made me 
Bank robber walks into a bank and shoots a bullet into the ceiling. Everyone dives to the floor. In all the confusion, his balaclava slips. Putting it back into place, he asks one of the men “Did you see my face?”. “Yes, I did” he says. BANG! he shoots him. He looks at a second man. “Did YOU see my face?” “Yes, I did” BANG! He shoots him. He looks at a third man. “Did you see my face?” “No, I didn’t - but my wife did”
Bank robber walks into a bank and shoots a bullet into the ceiling. Everyone dives to the floor. In all the confusion, his balaclava slips. Putting it back into place, he asks one of the men “Did you see my face?”. “Yes, I did” he says. BANG! he shoots him. He looks at a second man. “Did YOU see my face?” “Yes, I did” BANG! He shoots him. He looks at a third man. “Did you see my face?” “No, I didn’t - but my wife did”
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Stephen
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Portsmouth
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First one made me smile 
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Mervyn and Trish
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Made me itch!
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Happydays
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#4
wouldn't be allowed now!
wouldn't be allowed now!-
Chalgrave4
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What's the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover
Tiger Woods can safely drive a golf ball 300 yards
Tiger Woods can safely drive a golf ball 300 yards