Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Not working to well for you, though, MM

[qbman1]

GONKS ?! Do they still have gonks ?

[Dark Knight]

no idea, what kids have on their desks theses days, probably a lap top and an I phone, just in case they get stuck

[Mariner Mike]

GONKS - weren't they small and very furry? Who could they resemble?

[Not so ancient mariner]

That reminds me - I must feed the neighbours cat tonight.

[Dark Knight]

MM....quick that spotty oik on the left has just cheated and used a mobile



ooop too late, should have paid attention instead of being on here.......

[Mariner Mike]

Got to sign off for now so enjoy the temporary lead - BTW my exam candidates are 30- 40 plus doing Project Management professional exams - not many spotty oiks, but some of the female students

[qbman1]

Spotted any gonks then MM ?

[Dark Knight]

no wonder he is on here............sounds riveting............any fit birds to oogle?

[qbman1]

Dinosaur !!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Given his employment - are you really surprised?

[qbman1]

Nah, s'pose not. I thought we'd moved on from the days of travelling salesman driving around in a beat-up old minivan with a mattress in the back !

[Dark Knight]

we have , I have a sports coupe and an expense account ,so no matresses in the back, travelodge all the way these days
you'd be amzaed at how many wimmin want a hands on demo?

[Not so ancient mariner]

My estimate would vary considerably, depending on who is doing the selling!!

[Dark Knight]

them posh southern birds are really accomodating, they must be bored to tears

[qbman1]

Yeah, but your idea of "posh" is not putting ketchup on their chips

[Dark Knight]

Hey
it is still a step up in class, it all depends where you start from

[qbman1]

Not sure moving from Derby to 'Ull is much of a step up in class but - whatever floats your boat !

[Dark Knight]

probably not, but hey a sale is a sale, geography don't enter in to it

[qbman1]

Until you find you are living next door to Big Al who spends his weekends out on the road in his string vest, tinkering with his Ford Cortina

[Dark Knight]

QB
if Big Al can afford the gaff we have signed our life away for ...he is welcome to do up his Mk3 on the drive, however it is more likely to be Gerald and Cynthia tinkering with the SS120 Jagwar, whilst sipping gin slings and martini's

[qbman1]

Blimey - what does £55,000 buy in Humberside these days ?

[Dark Knight]

QB
you'd be surprised, you really would, we reckoned what we have bought, would have been 40-60 grand dearer in Derby

[qbman1]

Try pricing the same thing in Oxford then you really would have a coronary !

[Dark Knight]

I know matey, thats why we are not living down sarf. and the fact we have more sense, than to pay silly money for a house, this one is quite silly enough thank you