Last One to Post Wins

[Mariner Mike]

Boys. boys - I go to look after my examinees properly like you told me and what happens - first the bat starts fantasy ogling, then cubie takes him to task and now we're playing whose house is best - well that would be mine and so is the first place again

[qbman1]

Steady, MM, just 'cos you have spent the morning trying to see whose gonk is the furriest, there's no need to take it out on us !

[Dark Knight]

MM
I take that all the "students" have finished for the day , as it is long past lunchtime and using guilt by association, so have you
soddin part timers
we were discussing the macro economics of the house market vis a vis the north south divide......ok

[Mariner Mike]

Sorry to be bumptious guys - BTW living just outside Wigan my house is probably as good a value as any - and I can sit in the conservatory with my 6X or Sauv Blanc and look at the West Lancs hills - mind you all the rain doesn't help.

[Dark Knight]

last time I was in Wigan ,all I could see were dark satanic mills, that were half collapsed oh and a lot of rain

[Mariner Mike]

I'll accept the rain - must be nice to look forward to all the dockland views in Hull

[Dark Knight]

MM
we look out over some grassland? and not much else

[The Tinker]

them posh southern birds are really accomodating, they must be bored to tears

Excuse me - us posh southern birds would not touch you with a bargepole - now get to the back of the queue where you belong.

[Dark Knight]

err
if your were posh, then you would
must be chucking out time at the meths palace , Tinker has arrived

[qbman1]

Probably been behind the bankstand with a couple of Special Brews or Ice White

[Dark Knight]

no doubt having a crafty fag as well

[qbman1]

Do they still sell Woodbines ?

[The Tinker]

Haha - have had to visit the hospital today with OH - saw some strange people (and that was just the staff!) - was fleeced for £4 to park - just to be told come back within a year if you have anymore problems and keep up the physio!

[Dark Knight]

so they fobbed you off , just to get you out from under their feet then?
who says the NHS isn't efficient then??

[The Tinker]

yeh right - by the way have any of you plebs erected a greenhouse - getting slightly worried as the instruction booklet is 52 pages long - so not looking forward to the weekend but winning this has taken the edge off it.

[Dark Knight]

yes and several garden sheds
but as I am a pleb ,you can sod off and make an a*se of it ......then ask nicely and I will politley ignore you whilst laughing me head off

btw any muppet can erect a greenhouse it aint rocket science

[qbman1]

I once did one between Christmas and New Year. Bad idea! Trying to fiddle with all those little nuts, bolts and glass clips with numb fingers was not much fun. It's still standing, though.

All fairly common sense stuff, Tink. Just get all the bits identified before you start. The glass should be packed in sizes so that makes it easy.

Good luck !

[The Tinker]

no glass - got that polycarbonate stuff that apparently you can shoot with a gun and it doesnt shatter - have dared oh to try!

[Dark Knight]

ooh Polycarbonate eh

it doesn't shatter but it does bend, watch the edges for bending or it will never fit

[The Tinker]

By the way DK (aka pleb) - it would appear 'you are not getting any' (from the posh southern birds or elsewhere) cos you are in one strange mood today

[qbman1]

You must live in a rough area Tink. I don't know anyone else who might want to shoot out a greenhouse ! Have you ever thought of setting fire to a great public building ? Much more fun !!

[The Tinker]

um wondered why OH was mumbling on about bending the edge to fit the base etc (a sneaky phone call to son to visit tomorrow would be the best way out of it methinks).

[Dark Knight]

tinkerbelle

I am in a fine mood, me and QB have been playing silly buggers all day, maybe that is it

[qbman1]

By the way DK (aka pleb) - it would appear 'you are not getting any' (from the posh southern birds or elsewhere) cos you are in one strange mood today

He "did" Mansfield yesterday. There is only so much "bit of rough" even he can take !"

[The Tinker]

You must live in a rough area Tink. I don't know anyone else who might want to shoot out a greenhouse ! Have you ever thought of setting fire to a great public building ? Much more fun !!

Is that what you do in your spare time QB?