Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

no sympathy....everyone else knew that years ago and baleout has only shone, coz the other 10 in the team are hopeless

[HK phooey]

Batty, I have put yesterday's disappointment behind me and look forward to next season where we shall be covered in glory. Now, don't waste your time trying to annoy me as my usual sunny demeanour is back for good.

[Dark Knight]

when Baleout goes , you will be covered in something alright.......
now I have a sneaky fiver says the"sunny attitude2 lasts about oh I don't know 20 minutes maybe a full half hour , assuming no one mentions mercenary footballers, KS, DK or sordid goings on behind the curtains of suburban IOW

[HK phooey]

To further brighten my day, somebody has bought one of my hideous buddhas in a snowglobe

[Dark Knight]

see we knew there were blind buddhists somewhere and you managed to hog tie one to the counter untill they parted with money, well done you

[qbman1]

To further brighten my day, somebody has bought one of my hideous buddhas in a snowglobe

How the hell do you sleep at night ? You are clearly exploiting the less fortunate amongst us

[HK phooey]

To be fair to myself Cubie, I did point out that only somebody who wasn't in their right mind would buy it, so her choice entirely

[qbman1]

Whatever happened to "duty of care" ? It's all "me, me, me" these days !

[HK phooey]

It's ok dear she was Scottish.

[qbman1]

Why didn't you say ? That's fine then.

[Dark Knight]

Racists...............

[HK phooey]

Racist Batty. I made the Scottish remark to test whether I needed to add racism to Cubie's long list of deviations. Sadly I do.

[qbman1]

Scottish isn't a race, it's a persuasion

[Dark Knight]

I am starting to have second thought about this forum, it seems to be made up of the worst dregs of society ,pretending to be posh cruising types........mmm....perhaps facebook is the future

[qbman1]

You and FaceCloth deseve one another ! You go together like tar and feathers

[Dark Knight]

listen Ludite...half the world is on FB and the half that aren't are getting left behind, just coz you are scared of people finding out you are a racist , bingo playing, flowerchav with delusions of grandure, that is no reason to hide from the future

[qbman1]

You are beginning to sound scarily like Floosie. Are you sure your regular little "business trips" don't involve clandestine hops across the Solent to experience a first-hand tat-fest

[Dark Knight]

Oi
I have never been in or visited a prison in my life, so you can pack that in.

and as for a tat fest...I only flog quality sex toys and costumes, as the grateful housewives of Northhampton will tell you

cheeky sod

[qbman1]

That explains it - I wondered why half the audience at our last flower demo were dressed like Elton John and Jordans' love child

[Dark Knight]

very popular is the page 3 tart outfit in the Midlands

as is the Degsy amd Shaza range as well....just ask HK

[qbman1]

If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not ask...!

[qbman1]

....but I am sure we will get the benefit of her opinion anyway !

[Dark Knight]

I would wager our Hk stays very quiet about those two outfits..........

[The Tinker]

Evening my postie loser friends = did you miss me today ? Obviously not as you have left the gate open for me to swan in and collect the prize. Yippee

[Dark Knight]

and you are???