Last One to Post Wins

[jacksparrow]

Who has been upsetting tinny then.... have you lost your dummy?

[Manoverboard]

The snails have eaten his fence and the slugs are making patterns on his new patio ... other than that he's just the usual grumpy old sod.

[Dark Knight]

Mobyplod
not moved in yet

so just the usual

[Not so ancient mariner]

He's tact and diplomacy itself of course (or not as the case may be) - but still hasn't the remotest chance of winning

[Dark Knight]

yeah right

part timer

[Silver_Shiney]

yeah right

part timer

Look, pal, I've got other things to do besides winning

[Dark Knight]

off you go and do em then SS

coz you aint in wining owt

[Silver_Shiney]

off you go and do em then SS

coz you aint in wining owt

Oh I'm always ready for wining out, especially when I'm winning!!

[Not so ancient mariner]

I expect Alan is quite adept at wining out (and probably dining too - they usually go together). As for winning - thats me!

[Dark Knight]

pedant !!!

[Silver_Shiney]

I expect Alan is quite adept at wining out (and probably dining too - they usually go together).

Particularly when someone else is paying!!

[Silver_Shiney]

pedant !!!

Yeah, but doncha just love me for it?











Oh, alright then.

[The Tinker]

Just popped into polish my trophy.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Which trophy would that be? - 'cos it sure isn't this one!

[Dark Knight]

now as it is Friday and I am in a good mood
I will suffer your inane attempts to win, whilst safe in the knowledge it is all for nothing

coz I have won and class will out in the end, so feel free to play in the big boys sandpit today

[qbman1]

Rather play in the big girls' sandpit if it's all the same with you

[Dark Knight]

well you are a big girlie, so you will fit right in

[qbman1]

Chase me, chase me....!

[Dark Knight]

only if I can use a very pointy stick

[qbman1]

I have a few suggestions for you then !

[Mariner Mike]

only if I can use a very pointy stick

Would that be part of your travelling stock then

[Dark Knight]

MM
no it is for keeping cheeky coves in line

[qbman1]

It comes in handy when the husband returns home unexpectedly, though !

[HK phooey]

Right rabble, I don't have time to supervise you today so it's a quick good morning and my fascinating bingo fact and I'm off. Btw, bat and cat, what exactly is it your employers pay you for?

[Dark Knight]

HK
haven't you got chores to do , now be off with you and go and do your wimmins work


ps I am exceptional value for money