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Unread post by **HK phooey** » 24 May 2013, 10:07

Oh dear Lord, old Percy Thrower is bemoaning the fate of himself as 'a worker' on another thread.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 10:08

Dark Knight wrote:
HK
haven't you got chires to do , now be off with you and go and do your wimmins work

ps I am exceptional value for money

...and I have my minions so well organised that they need minimal suopervision to do my work for me !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 10:19

hope they can spell better than you can...........

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 10:24

pedant - at least I don't use greengrocers' apostrophes

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 10:27

dont use apostrophes then no analy retentive pedant can point out the errors

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 10:40

You mean you don't know where to put them ?!

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 10:42

that and cant be arsed

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 24 May 2013, 10:57

The Government are introducing English tests for immigrants coming to the UK. Applicants will have to have a "basic command of English" before being granted a visa.
If they start every sentence without a capital letter, don't know the difference between their and they're, haven't got a clue where to put an apostrophe and end their sentences with lol... they're in.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 11:03

Bet they wouldn't let the Bat into Poland though !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 11:05

Lucky for you then Convict

Unread post by **Mariner Mike** » 24 May 2013, 11:05

Well Polish plumbers come here because we are short of them... Therefore Poland must be short of nothing the batty could give them

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 11:07

Eastern Europe is an emerging market and is ripe for the plucking

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 11:22

So's a dead turkey but I think I'll give that a miss too

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 11:23

oh how parocial

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 11:35

I don't need to go to eastern Europe, just into town to get my fix of Polish culture

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 11:38

so you live in Krakow? how nice

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 12:12

Isn't that in Lincolnshire now ?

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 May 2013, 12:15

Sounds more scouse to me.

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 12:15

no they moved the boundries again, it is near Chipping Norton ?

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 24 May 2013, 12:16

Mervy, you're confusing Krakow with crack house, easily done.

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 12:17

Dark Knight wrote:
no they moved the boundries again, it is near Chipping Norton ?

Did you know that Floosie was married in Chipping Norton? Start of the slippery slope !

Unread post by **Dark Knight** » 24 May 2013, 12:18

like confusing the IOW with Guantanamo bay

Unread post by **qbman1** » 24 May 2013, 12:21

Must have been quite a spectacle - bride and groom in orange jumpsuits

Unread post by **HK phooey** » 24 May 2013, 12:22

Cubie, I was married in Oxford, we went to Chipping Norton for the wedding breakfast dear.

Unread post by **Mervyn and Trish** » 24 May 2013, 12:23

Where did you go for lunch?

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