Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Cubie, I was married in Oxford, we went to Chipping Norton for the wedding breakfast dear.

Ah, but you were married AND in Chipping Norton so I was right

[Dark Knight]

speaking of lunch...I am really quite hungry now

[qbman1]

Already had mine - curried egg sandwich. Nice, if a bit messy !

[Dark Knight]

off to homebase to buy curtain poles for the new cave, then off to boots for lunch

wow it sure is a rollercoaster life I lead

also it is quiet as the grave at work

[Silver_Shiney]

It's quiet here, too, I'm the only one in today!

[qbman1]

I think it's pretty general - it seems to happen around every Bank Holiday now. In the past, we used to be really busy on holiday weekends but nowadays I think more people try to get away

[Silver_Shiney]

Probably, but there's only four of us - two part-timers who wouldn't be in today anyway, and the other full-timer has had to go home to say her last farewells to her grandfather.

[Dark Knight]

at least there was no Q to get me dinner
Chicken with honey mustard salad today and a cheese sarny as well

Michelin stars a gogo

[Silver_Shiney]

DK - that makes my cuppasoup, orange and two biccies look a bit miserable!

[Dark Knight]

I didn't mention the crisps and choccy bar on purpose, As I don't want to appear materialistic and snobby

[Dark Knight]

now a serious dilema
we are supposed to be going out to a work do tonight and I really cant be arsed, how do I get out of it?

[qbman1]

Food poisoning from that honey and mustard thingy you had ? I had one from Waitrose once with a teeny piece of plastic in so I sent it back and they gave me £16 of John Lewis gift vouchers.

[Dark Knight]

Good job you don't do a lifestyle topic on here......useless

[qbman1]

How about severe snowdrifts on the A38 then ?

[Dark Knight]

Nah it is fairly obvious there is no snow, I must just have grow a pair and say I aint going

[qbman1]

Here's a good one - your old gran has been arrested for bigamy and you have to bail her out

[Dark Knight]

I would have to dig her up first

[qbman1]

Even better - that would take longer and they wouldn't expect you to turn up late

[Mervyn and Trish]

Tell them you've got bubonic plague but you're really keen to go. That should get you a free pass.

[qbman1]

Good one M&T - I hear the Black Death is rife in Derby

[Dark Knight]

just have to go with plan A and say I am not going coz I cant be bothered

[Mervyn and Trish]

Good one M&T - I hear the Black Death is rife in Derby

Mandatory I heard.

[Dark Knight]

soon be moving to Ull, so it will be all scurvy and rickets

[Mervyn and Trish]

You're going to the posh bit then.

[Dark Knight]

Well posh and no mistake