Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

gotcha

[HK phooey]

Don't make me do a Scottish joke

[HK phooey]

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland.

[david63]

Have I won yet

[HK phooey]

You have about as much hope as the rest of them, which is Bob Hope.

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm beginning to think we should impose border controls on the IoW....

[Dark Knight]

Dear loyal followers
We have had a busy weekend doing lots of interesting stuff, so I thought I would come on here to see what the dregs and saddos have been up to


Answer.............not much

[Silver_Shiney]

Dear loyal followers

I thought you were not so much as a leader of men, more of a follower of women.....

And in any case, I've been busy working this weekend.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Last time I looked I was winning, but I see you lot have all turned up again. Still, I've been enjoying a day (and a G&T) in the sun so I'm not that bothered. However, I am now winning again, just in case you didn't notice.

[The Tinker]

Obviously had too many g &t's cos as you can all see, I am winning.

[david63]

Not true Tinks

[Dark Knight]

Smurfy

what is the prize? and is it worth the effort me of continuing this farce?

[Silver_Shiney]

Smurfy

what is the prize? and is it worth the effort me of continuing this farce?

Same as before: winner gets one night out with me, 2nd place gets two nights out with me, third place gets 7 nights out with me AND I'll pay for one of them.

[Dark Knight]

SS
mmm hardly a major incentive?

[Silver_Shiney]

SS
mmm hardly a major incentive?

Depends where you want to take me!!

[Dark Knight]

err ....let me think about that and get back to you..................................much later

[Silver_Shiney]

as soon as that? I'm flattered!

[Dark Knight]

still thinking...................mmm

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm going away for a few days, so play nicely, people

[HK phooey]

Don't worry shiny chap, I shall keep order here, though it has been said that the bat could start an argument in a phone box

[Silver_Shiney]

Don't worry shiny chap, I shall keep order here, though it has been said that the bat could start an argument in a phone box

I said that of someone else last night and got into big trouble

[HK phooey]

I saw that actually, and it was true.

[Silver_Shiney]

I saw that actually, and it was true.

What, that I got into trouble, or what I said? Either way, not one of my finer moments.

[HK phooey]

What you said! Anyway I knew as soon as you started hanging around with the bat and the cat that your reputation would take a nose dive.

[Mariner Mike]

So isn't that true of all of us then....