Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

Can't beat a bit of variety

[Dark Knight]

takes to long to iron them ,so you get rid of the wrinkles

[qbman1]

Hang them in a warm, moist environment for a few hours - that usually does the trick

[Dark Knight]

how do you dry them off? Hairdryer or hang em outside , weather permitting?

[qbman1]

Blow dry, as a rule

[Dark Knight]

seems you have much more experience in this area than I have, so I will bow to your superior wisdom




and go and quietly throw up in a corner..........

[qbman1]

That's nice. I'll be having my lunch before too long

[Dark Knight]

I was going to have lunch but after seeing waht you do to old ladies prior to coitus, I will refrain

[qbman1]

How very delicately put. You will have to change your terminology when you move to 'Ull or no one will have a clue what you are talking about. It's "dinner" and "sh***ing" up there !

[Dark Knight]

my intention is to educate the poor northern oiks and drag them up to the minimum level required for polite society

failling that they can all F*** right off

[qbman1]

That's my boy !

[Dark Knight]

Smoked Ham and Emmental cheese sarny followed by Chicken pasta salad, for todays delectation

[qbman1]

A plate of Parma ham and then a slice of home-made fruit cake

I know's 'ow to live, me !

[Dark Knight]

no trucklements to go with the ham?

[qbman1]

Nope - I likes it plain and fresh with no distractions

[Dark Knight]

so just a plate of ham and nowt else??

do you qualify for benefits? being as you are well poor?

[qbman1]

It's not just ham, you pudding, it's POSH ham

[Dark Knight]

yeah but if you had spent a bit less of your benefits on your so called posh ham, you could have afforded bread and cheese as well
like I did on me very tasty sarny
muppet

[qbman1]

Before you can educate them oop norf, it seem you need a bit of culture-indoctrination yourself boyo

[Dark Knight]

its ham? still comes off a pig and when cooked is still bacon

honestly ...pretentious or what

[qbman1]

It's cured......although what was wrong with it before it sought medical help, escapes me

[Dark Knight]

probably full of chemicals and preservatives and sold to the gullible as posh?

[qbman1]

Philistine - you stick with your plastic shrink-wrapped ham from Lidl and I'll go for the Parma, Serrano and Jamon-cru then we'll all be happy

[Dark Knight]

its pig meat
get over yourself probably made in Birmingham in a factory

[qbman1]

It's air dried (just checked the label) and PDO so to be Parma ham, it has to come from Parma which, so far as I know is nowhere near Birmingham. Now, if you want a Balti.....