Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

yeah right , you keep falling for the hype , I will stick to Morrisons and not worry about being ripped off for overpriced Spam

[qbman1]

I get the distinct feeling I am needlessly banging my head against a wall here. I think I will stop trying to convert the great unwashed

[Dark Knight]

Nah
i too have posh ham usually the black forest stuff

[qbman1]

Hypocrite !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nah
i too have posh ham usually the black forest stuff

Thought that was cake?

[qbman1]

Don't tell him, it's really a gateau - that would definitely ruin his street cred in 'Ull !

[Dark Knight]

i do know the difference between cake and ham

ham does not have cream on it

[qbman1]

A quick Google search turned up Kentucky Creamed Ham, Glazed Ham and Horseradish Cream, countless pastas with ham and cream sauce....and that's just for starters.

Shows how much you know - you'll be welcomed with open arms in 'Ull

[Dark Knight]

you really are a bloody pedant
ham does not come from a pig with cream on it
cake comes from the shop with cream on it

halfwit

[qbman1]

cake comes from the shop with cream on it

Methinks you need to buy Lady D a Nigella recipe book !

[Dark Knight]

Methinks
that what shops are for.... and recipe books are for folk who have naff all else to do

[qbman1]

...and another of Jamie Oliver's healty eating campaigns fell upon stoney ground

[Dark Knight]

not at all
I havent the time or the inclination to start papping about cooking from scratch......again thats why we have shops

[qbman1]

If you can spare a moment from your hectic schedule, stop and read some of the labels of the ready meals, packet sauces and Pot Noodles you seem so fond of. When you see what is in them, you might just think again

[Dark Knight]

I do cook you know, it is not all pizza and fast food.........Doh

[qbman1]

That will all change when you get to 'Ull - even the chippy does door to door

[Dark Knight]

hmmmph....tonight I am cooking steak , last night was chicken and bacon wrap, so there
no fast food as we are emptying the freezer prior to moving, all healthy stuff and not a soddin cookbook in sight

[qbman1]

Last night was a Waitrose salmon sandwich in the car on the way to the flower demo and tonight I am guessing frozen fish and chips with a tin of Harry Ramsden's mushy peas so who am I to cast the first stone ?!

[Mariner Mike]

At least the fish and chips are top notch in Hull - some of the best I've ever had

[Silver_Shiney]

you really are a bl**dy pedant
ham does not come from a pig with cream on it
cake comes from the shop with cream on it

halfwit

I hope they wash the cream off the pig before processing it....

[The Tinker]

Haha men talking about cooking and food all day - you couldn't make it up

[Not so ancient mariner]

To be strictly correct, they were writingabout it.

A.P.E.Dant

[The Tinker]

No doubt you will all be 'reading' 'Good Housekeeping' by Lottie Dust tomorrow.

[Not so ancient mariner]

De rigueur!!

[Dark Knight]

at least the day shift engages in a decent conversation
the night shift seems somewhat lacklustre by comparison