Last One to Post Wins

[qbman1]

You don't half talk some guano my deluded little fiend. Now, I'm a bit worried about the furball, you don't think he's...no, he can't be I'm just worrying over nothing, he can't be actually working can he?

Workin' me fingers to the bone, possum....and we have another flower demo on Wednesday. Had a great weekend in Tetbury - thanks for asking !

Your concern is most touching, though. Just wanted to pop in and reassure you I am OK - I know how you Mumsie types worry

[Dark Knight]

Oh and I was hoping it was one less serf cluttering up my throne room

err nice to see you back.....

[The Tinker]

And I'm back too - the Winner

[Not so ancient mariner]

Not any more you aren't!

[Dark Knight]

none of you are
live with it

[Not so ancient mariner]

on yer bike!!

[Dark Knight]

don't have a bike?
and I am still the victor

[Not so ancient mariner]

as in 'Victor Meldrew' presumably. Quite appropriate!

[Dark Knight]

any more lip from the peasants and heads will roll
you have been warned

[The Tinker]

Um - might have to set Spiderman or Iron Man on you

[Silver_Shiney]

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Hi Kev!

[Dark Knight]

bleedin oiks

I think I will bring back the birch and hanging

[Not so ancient mariner]

Good morning to all you ladies, gents, smurfs, bats, furballs and assorted others. And a lovely day it is too!

[Silver_Shiney]

Yes, the smog's a-glowin', the birds are coughing, it's a beautiful day!

[The Tinker]

You need to move to the countryside Shiney - all you get out here is the smell of manure and cows a mooing.

[HK phooey]

Tinks, all you get in here is the smell of manure Anyway, or anyroadup for the norrthern contingent, I am here and I am winning.
Dearest furball, I am glad to hear you had a splendid time in Titbury, visiting your digitally challenged rellies. Will that do?

[The Tinker]

Unfortunately you still get the Jehovah Witnesses knocking the door - just waved to them in a friendly way out the window - it took them 5 minutes to realise i was not going to answer the door (apologies to any JW in here but if i wanted to become one of your flock i would be knocking on your door)

[The Tinker]

Just a thought if you are a JW - push off as you are not allowed to gamble or take part in events leading to winning a large prize (are you listening Smurfy) (or is that the Salvation Army lot?).

[qbman1]

That's the Methodists, Tink. You've just about upset every religion at a stroke

[HK phooey]

Haven't you got some students to fleece furball? I'll take over here.

[qbman1]

Pots and kettles, Floosie, pots and kettles. If you can sleep at night after flogging your tat to unsuspecting visitors to your beloved Islet, then so can I

[HK phooey]

That's offensive. I don't have any tat in my shop, apart from the buddha in a snowglobe ornaments, they're top tat

[Silver_Shiney]

That's offensive. I don't have any tat in my shop, apart from the buddha in a snowglobe ornaments, they're top tat

and as you were threatening to give them away the other day, they're obviously not selling....

[qbman1]

Romig posted a few piccies of the emporium on the old P&O site so I know what we're talking about here and Tat is most definitely the word !

[HK phooey]

Is tag team bullying allowed? Where's the flaming plod when you need them?