Last One to Post Wins

[Dark Knight]

what a right tit

[qbman1]

I like to keep abreast.....

[Dark Knight]

you should have left tit alone

[HK phooey]

FGS, not this again! Batty go and have a nice kipper tie

[Dark Knight]

speaking of right tits

[HK phooey]

What? Has plod turned up?

[qbman1]

No, they made a boob and left

[HK phooey]

You did the tit game a couple of weeks ago! Can't we do fish instead? Tis plaice could do with a change.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, they were talking a lot of cod swallop

[HK phooey]

I can see you're a dab hand at this Notso!

[qbman1]

I can't cope - I'm going to turn on me eels and run

[Dark Knight]

pollocks to the lot of ya

[Not so ancient mariner]

Yep, I put heart and sole into it!

[HK phooey]

Stop carping on you old batfish.

[Silver_Shiney]

you lot seem to be having a whale of a time

[Dark Knight]

slickheads the lot of ya

[Not so ancient mariner]

Its just the same old cods floundering around as usual

[HK phooey]

Are you trying to needlefish us Notso?

[Dark Knight]

prawns.......

[Silver_Shiney]

what's your point, HK? Or are you just being a sew-and-sew?

[HK phooey]

what's your point, HK? Or are you just being a sew-and-sew?

Where's the fish in that you razorback sucker?

[Silver_Shiney]

I just felt it was time for a change of direction, but if you disagree I'll clam up.

[HK phooey]

So you were trying to stitch me up were you?

[Not so ancient mariner]

He's just saying that for the halibut!

[Dark Knight]

better off talking about breasts