Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

I told you a couple of weeks ago what the prize was, DK. Now, where are you taking me?

[welshynurse]

In the lead this morning, and in the lead tonight, therefore I am the winner!

[Not so ancient mariner]

Morning all - another week awaits.........

[Silver_Shiney]

It does indeed

[Dark Knight]

Welcome to the school of the bleedin obvious
and it is bleedin obvious I have won, so behave and don't get under my feet

[Silver_Shiney]

silly bleeder.....

[Dark Knight]

Oi Behave yourself...potty mouth

[Silver_Shiney]

better than the sewer mouth I used to have!

[Dark Knight]

I hope you are not going to start swearing, or you will be reported to Plod.....toot sweety

[Not so ancient mariner]

Hopefully he's now gone. and calm will now return to the forum

[Dark Knight]

Hopefully we will have no more swearing from SS....disgraceful behaviour

[HK phooey]

Morning losers, another day and the same old drivel I see
Batty, can you stop ringing me so early in the morning for your sales tips please, it leaves me all discombobulated for the rest of the day!

[Dark Knight]

HK
please re-arrange this well known saying

freezes when over hell....that is when I will require sales tips from the TAT queen of convict island and I will ring shortly after that happens

[HK phooey]

Guffaw

[qbman1]

It's me - can I come in to play please

[Dark Knight]

QB
please save me from the deluded TAT seller, for some odd reason, the daft mare, thinks I am ringing her up for sales tips?
I am reporting her for stalking and being a lot wierd

[HK phooey]

Cubie! I've been worried sick, I thought you'd fallen into your runner bean trench and broke your hip.
Batty, stop lying, I don't mind helping you out just don't ring so early

[qbman1]

QB
please save me from the deluded TAT seller, for some odd reason, the daft mare, thinks I am ringing her up for sales tips?
I am reporting her for stalking and being a lot wierd

She couldn't sell a pointy helmet to a German so I can't imagine why she would think anyone could possibly want sales advice from her ?!

The wierd bit ? Well, that's not really news is it now ?!

[qbman1]

Cubie! I've been worried sick, I thought you'd fallen into your runner bean trench and broke your hip.
Batty, stop lying, I don't mind helping you out just don't ring so early

Floosie - your concern is most touching but please do try to keep up. The runner bean trench excavation was last weekend and I planted said beans on Thursday night. Yesterday was sweet corn, leeks, tomatoes, carrots and some flowers

[HK phooey]

Sorry Percy, your gardening exploits are so vigorous that I just can't keep up.

[qbman1]

A bit too vigorous - I'm stiff as a board today. And I've got to go planting seeds tonight. Beetroot, turnips, swede and more carrots in case you are interested.....!

[HK phooey]

Swede! That's even worse than runner beans. Nobody eats swede Cubie, it's soooo 1970's.

[qbman1]

My slugs love a good swede !

In case you haven't had enough excitement - there's another flower demo tomorrow. We're heading for the wild west this time - Tewkesbury !!

[HK phooey]

Ok, I know I'll regret this, but what is your role in this flower arranging palaver?

[qbman1]

I do the Johnny Craddock bit. Basically fetching and carrying and entertaining the old biddys with a pained expression and a flourish here and there