Last One to Post Wins

[HK phooey]

I would pay good money to see that

[Dark Knight]

food time
today we are having chicken and pasta salad followed by a chicken and stuffing sandwich....michelin stars be dammed

[Not so ancient mariner]

A bit too vigorous - I'm stiff as a board today. And I've got to go planting seeds tonight. Beetroot, turnips, swede and more carrots in case you are interested.....!

Are melons included in your horticultural interests?

[HK phooey]

Today I am having an Alpen light cereal bar followed by a banana

[Dark Knight]

Melons are included in every red blooded males interests

[HK phooey]

Good afternoon notso. I have decided to ignore your attempts at lowering the tone so give it your breast shot.

[qbman1]

A bit too vigorous - I'm stiff as a board today. And I've got to go planting seeds tonight. Beetroot, turnips, swede and more carrots in case you are interested.....!

Are melons included in your horticultural interests?

Mine are a tad weedy this year if you must know

[Dark Knight]

more than a handful is a waste QB so don't feel too bad

HK please refrain from breast jokes and your usual smut, this is a polite forum, not some prison yard

[qbman1]

Me Cobnuts are doing well though so I can't really complain

[qbman1]

It's a variety of butternut squash in case you were wondering ...... and I know you were !

[Dark Knight]

we nearly bought a cobnut tree at the weekend for the new garden, but decided not to bother

[HK phooey]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Dark Knight]

go and do some calorie counting......porker

[Silver_Shiney]

Hopefully he's now gone. and calm will now return to the forum

Sorry to disappoint you , notso, but now it's trough-time, I'm back

[HK phooey]

That's it batty boy, next time you want info on promoting your stupid trial offers you can ring somebody else

[Dark Knight]

at last...peace and quite from the septic isle

[Not so ancient mariner]

I'm sure we can cope for an hour or so.

Hopefully he's now gone. and calm will now return to the forum

Sorry to disappoint you , notso, but now it's trough-time, I'm back

I'm sure we can cope for an hour or so!

[qbman1]

I'm just going to sit quietly and dream of courgettes for a minute or two

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm just going to sit quietly and dream of courgettes for a minute or two

Someone give that man a life!

[Dark Knight]

I am going to mourn the loss of my liquidity as it has all gone into the money pit we laughingly call our new Batcave

[qbman1]

I'm just going to sit quietly and dream of courgettes for a minute or two

Someone give that man a life!

But they look really good SS - I planted out 16 of 4 different varieties yesterday....

[HK phooey]

Batty, you bought a house in Hull and a vanload of chintz to decorate it, you'll still have change out of £500 so stop whining.

[Not so ancient mariner]

I am going to mourn the loss of my liquidity as it has all gone into the money pit we laughingly call our new Batcave

Did you get a choice of knockers for the front door?

[Dark Knight]

Convict, if you ever get released back in to polite society, which to be frank is a long way off, you will find that the £3.26 per week you earn in the prison shop, will not quite stretch to buying a caravan let alone a proper house
now pipe down and do some mail bag stitching

[HK phooey]

I am going to mourn the loss of my liquidity as it has all gone into the money pit we laughingly call our new Batcave

Did you get a choice of knockers for the front door?

I must be running a temperature as I guffawed a bit at that one notso