Last One to Post Wins

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm just going to sit quietly and dream of courgettes for a minute or two

Someone give that man a life!

But they look really good SS - I planted out 16 of 4 different varieties yesterday....

Well, I hope they do better than the ones my wife planted last year - complete disaster.

[Dark Knight]

notso
we have a video phone, so if any of you lot turn up' I can release the hounds, same for Jehovah's, door to door TAT sellers and anyone wanting money

[HK phooey]

He has his own gardening thread for the courgette nonsense! Can we keep this one more highbrow please, I'd like to discuss current affairs.

[Not so ancient mariner]

Well, I hope they do better than the ones my wife planted last year - complete disaster.

Strangely enough, our crop of sub-arctic rice did really well !

[Dark Knight]

currants are fruit, so fit the thread perfectly

and do currants have affairs? are they having it off with the gooseberry's or the radishes?

[Not so ancient mariner]

He has his own gardening thread for the courgette nonsense! Can we keep this one more highbrow please, I'd like to discuss current affairs.

Which way is the current in the Solent flowing right now?

[qbman1]

Downhill

[Silver_Shiney]

, same for Jehovah's,

I should have thought, for them, the hounds would have released you!



HK, if you want to discuss current affairs, you're in the wrong place. This is the general wind-up thread.... maybe we should just call you Clockwork ( we winds 'er up, and watches 'er go )

[qbman1]

Do you remember those push and go cars, SS ?

[HK phooey]

God help me, I'd rather be dealing with a shopful of Germans than you lot

[Dark Knight]

Nope waaaay too young....fossils

[qbman1]

God help me, I'd rather be dealing with a shopful of Germans than you lot

Ah, but they are nothing like so endearing....!

[Dark Knight]

they spend about as much as we do as well

Achtung...Baby

[Silver_Shiney]

Do you remember those push and go cars, SS ?

Wasn't it "pull back and let go"?

God help me, I'd rather be dealing with a shopful of Germans than you lot

This can be arranged....

[Not so ancient mariner]

Wie kommt Kuhscheiße auf´s Dach ?

[Dark Knight]

I am stuffed after lunch...should I join fatties are us and loose a few pounds?

[Silver_Shiney]

Wie kommt Kuhscheiße auf´s Dach ?

leuchtet auf, alte notso!

[Silver_Shiney]

I am stuffed after lunch...should I join fatties are us and loose a few pounds?

Gannet. I just have a cup-a-soup and a piece of fruit.

[Dark Knight]

alright so we can all use Google translate.......well done

[HK phooey]

Batty, I told you in confidence that I had joined Slimming World to lose a few pounds and now you've made me a figure of fun Try to imagine how you would feel if I told everybody about your secret habit of dressing up like a baby at he weekend.

[Silver_Shiney]

Bing, actually

[HK phooey]

No shiny, he definitely said baby.

[Dark Knight]

HK
as everyone knows, I dress up as Batman at the weekends and as Superman for "special" occasions.
being a bit of a lardy a*se is nothing to be ashamed of so don't worry

[qbman1]

They can use her as a beacon for shipping whilst the lighthouse at St Catherine's Point is undergoing maintenance

[Dark Knight]

Nah QB

Greenpeace will keep trying to rescue her